Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1993–1994)

Kiersten Warren: Alex Tabor

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Quotes 

• [AlexX chickens out on getting a tattoo] 

  Alex : I couldn't do it. You're not mad, are you?

  Slater : Of course I'm mad! I got this dumb, idiotic tattoo for YOU.

  Alex : I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you. What do you want me to do?

  Slater : I'll tell you what I want you to do. You and I are gonna go to the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival next weekend. We're gonna see every movie he ever made.

  Alex : Even "Rocky"?

  Slater : Yup, 1 through 5.

  Alex : I'll go get the tattoo.

• Alex : Emotional? Women are not emotional!

• Leslie : Come on Alex lets go do something only women can do.

  Alex : Yeah, lets go... give birth.

• Alex : Life is so unfair. I have to lose two pounds within a few days!

  Kelly : C'mon, two pounds is not going to hurt you.

  Screech : Oh yeah? That's what Delta Burke said before she inhaled her first cheesecake.

• Slater : Has anybody ever been to a funeral before?

  Screech : I have.

  Slater : What are you supposed to do?

  Screech : Well, all the loved ones gathered around the grave. Then we put his rubber chew toys and his bowl in with him and buried him under his favorite tree.

  Alex : Awww... how old was your dog?

  Screech : What dog? I'm talking about Grampa Powers.

• Professor Hemmings : This is pathetic! I want every other row to stand up.

  [every other row stands] 

  Professor Hemmings : This is how many of my students are going to fail my class - - fifty percent.

  Alex : Excuse me, Professor Hemmings, but... would that be the half that are sitting OR the half that are standing?

  Professor Hemmings : [smiles]  We'll soon find out, won't we.