Homicide: Life on the Street (1993–1999)
Reed Diamond: Mike Kellerman
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Quotes
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Det. Mike Kellerman : There's no absolutes in life; only in vodka.
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[Lewis and Kellerman drove up to Hazel, Pennsylvania to bring a female suspect back to Baltimore]
Police Officer in Hazel, Pennsylvania : You guys from Baltimore, here to pick up Rose Halligan?
Det. Meldrick Lewis : That's correct. I'm Detective Lewis, this is...
Police Officer in Hazel, Pennsylvania : Uh, you can't have her.
Det. Meldrick Lewis : What do you mean?
Police Officer in Hazel, Pennsylvania : Regulations stipulate a policewoman escorts a female prisoner.
Det. Meldrick Lewis : [gesturing to Kellerman] Meet Detective Michelle Kellerman.
Police Officer in Hazel, Pennsylvania : You're not a woman.
Det. Mike Kellerman : I used to be.
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Det. Meldrick Lewis : Lemme tell you one thing, all right? You gotta do everything I say.
Det. Mike Kellerman : Well, there's nothing I won't do; but some things are gonna cost you extra.
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Det. Mike Kellerman : I just want you to know that I'm here for you. And if you want a hug, I'd be happy to give you one.
Det. Tim Bayliss : A hug?
Det. Mike Kellerman : Yeah.
Det. Tim Bayliss : Do you and Lewis hug?
Det. Mike Kellerman : Yeah.
Det. Tim Bayliss : A lot?
Det. Mike Kellerman : No, not a lot.
Det. Tim Bayliss : But enough.
Det. Mike Kellerman : What do you mean?
Det. Tim Bayliss : Well, do you want Lewis to hug you more?
Det. Mike Kellerman : Forget I brought this all up.
Det. Tim Bayliss : No, no, no, no. *You* brought up the hugging thing.
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Det. Mike Kellerman : You sure you want me with you?
Det. Tim Bayliss : Yeah, sure, why not?
Det. Mike Kellerman : I don't know, uh, last time we worked together you were kind of snarky.
Det. Tim Bayliss : Snarky?
Det. Mike Kellerman : Yeah, snarky, you know, from the ancient Greek, meaning butt head.