My Cousin Vinny (1992) Poster

Mitchell Whitfield: Stan Rothenstein

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  • Bill Gambini : We think they're trying to set us up as patsies, Ma. You know how corrupt it is down here. They all know each other.

    Stan Rothenstein : The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters.

    Stan Rothenstein : [as a deputy glares at him for the previous statement]  Some of them do.

  • Vinny Gambini : [Vinny is the lawyer, but Stan thinks he is there to sodomize him]  Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other. Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.

    Stan Rothenstein : Gee thanks.

    Vinny Gambini : Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.

    Stan Rothenstein : You think I should be grateful?

    Vinny Gambini : Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.

    Stan Rothenstein : I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.

    Vinny Gambini : I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fuck!

    Stan Rothenstein : That's one hell of an ego you got.

    Vinny Gambini : What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.

    Stan Rothenstein : I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.

    Vinny Gambini : That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.

    Bill Gambini : [after Vinny wakes him up]  Vinny. Vinny bag o' donuts.

  • Bill Gambini : At my cousin Ruthie's wedding, the groom's brother was that guy Alakazam. You know who I'm talking about?

    Stan Rothenstein : The magician with the ponytail?

    Bill Gambini : Right. Well, he did his act, and every time he made something disappear, Vinny jumped on him. I mean, he nailed him! It was like, "it's in his pocket", or "he's palming it", you know? Or, "there's a mirror under the table." I mean, he was like, he was like, "wait a second, wait a second, it's joined in the middle, and there's a spring around it, it pops it open when it's inside the tube." It was like Alakazam's worst nightmare. Vinny was just being Vinny. He was just being the quintessential Gambini.

  • Bill Gambini : You have to see the Gambinis in action. I mean, these people, they love to argue. I mean, they live to argue.

    Stan Rothenstein : My parents argue too, it doesn't make them good lawyers.

    Bill Gambini : Stan, I've seen your parents argue. Trust me, they're amateurs.

  • Stan Rothenstein : Why didn't you ask them any questions?

    Vinny Gambini : Huh? Ask who questions?

    Bill Gambini : The witnesses! You know you could have asked questions, didn't you, Vin?

    Stan Rothenstein : Damn it, Vinny! Maybe if you'd put up some kind of a fight, you could have gotten the case thrown out!

    Vinny Gambini : Hey, Stan, you're in Ala-fuckin'-bama. You come from New York. You killed a good ol' boy. There is no way this is not going to trial!

  • Stan Rothenstein : [to Gibbons]  You're fired!

    Stan Rothenstein : [further to Gibbons after seeing Vinny demolish the first witness, and standing and pointing to Vinny]  I want *him*!

  • Stan Rothenstein : The laws are medieval down here. Do you know what the minimum age for execution is in Alabama?

    Bill Gambini : What, sixteen?

    Stan Rothenstein : Ten!

  • Bill Gambini : We should get tuna.

    Stan Rothenstein : Please, no more tuna.

    Bill Gambini : It has protein, we need protein.

    Stan Rothenstein : Beans have protein.

    Bill Gambini : Beans make you fart.

    Stan Rothenstein : We got a convertible.

  • Bill Gambini : Uh oh. His lights are on.

    Stan Rothenstein : Fuck. Fuck. Goddammit. Fuck.

  • Stan Rothenstein : If this was a conspiracy, they would have to get all these people to lie.

  • Stan Rothenstein : They're fucking with us. You don't execute for shoplifting.

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