- Events Announcer: Tood Christi's score of 26.3 puts Twin Oaks ahead by by 25.9 points, making Lakeside's chances of winning virtually nil.
- Ricky Wade: Virtually nil? VIRTUALLY NIL? Look down your pants, you'll find something *virtually nil*!
- Victor Thigpen: This must be some excellent boobies if we're sneaking up on them.
- Ricky Wade: Boobies? These are bad guys!
- Victor Thigpen: [about Hillary] Hey, Ricky, think my mom's gonna like her?
- Ricky Wade: I don't know... but your dad's gonna love her!