Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)

Burton Gilliam: Roy Bacon - Elvis Impersonator

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Quotes 

• Roy Bacon : We're the Flyin' Elvises! Utah chapter.

• Jack Singer : We jump out at what altitude?

  Roy Bacon : 3,000 feet.

  Jack Singer : And these chutes are - they're foolproof, right?

  Roy Bacon : Well, as the King his own self said, there ain't nothin' in this whole wide world foolproof exceptin' a Coupe de Ville, and hookers!

• Roy Bacon : Elvises, light your fires!

• Jack Singer : [trying to remember how his parachute works]  Let me get this straight - I pull this?

  Roy Bacon : No, boy. You pull the yeller one first - that bein' your main chute. Then, if that chute don't open, what you do then is you reach over here and pull the red one. That there bein' your auxiliary chute.

  Jack Singer : Yellow, then red? Yellow, then red?

  Roy Bacon : You got it.

  Jack Singer : OK. OK. Now, uh... if, by any chance, I get, like, flustered - you know, when I'm hurtling through space, and - and - and I pull the red one first?

  Roy Bacon : Oh - well then, you're gonna wind up lookin' like a well-done chili burger. They're gonna have to shovel you into a coffin!