Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)

Sarah Jessica Parker: Betsy Nolan, Donna Korman

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Quotes 

• Jack Singer : I had a straight flush! Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.

  Betsy : "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable!

  Jack Singer : Hey! I know that now, OK?

• Jack Singer : I dreamt about my mother again last night.

  Betsy : Was she vacuuming naked?

  Jack Singer : No. She opened her eyes, and I said, "Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl" - and she smiled.

  Betsy : Really?

  Jack Singer : Yeah. Of course, she *was* naked.

• Jack Singer : [getting in elevator]  Betsy! Hi. Hi - hi; so, what's the story?

  Betsy : I have to pack.

  Jack Singer : We can leave! What did you work out?

  Betsy : [as elevator doors close]  Um... he's taking me to Hawaii.

  Betsy : [back in their room]  It's only for a few days!

  Jack Singer : Come on. You're so, like, blithe about this, all of a sudden - like you don't give a damn!

  Betsy : Of course I give a damn! But this was not my idea - OK, Jack? Poker was not my idea.

  Jack Singer : Would you please stop crucifying me with this?

  Betsy : Where's my bag?

  Jack Singer : He's gonna jump all over you the second he gets there.

  Betsy : Oh, I'm gonna let him? Please, Jack - give me a little credit.

  Jack Singer : He'll overcome you! I mean, what happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there! He probably has servants, and bodyguards - and believe me, they will drug you!

  Betsy : His son is gonna be there, Jack! His granddaughter Tiffany will be there.

  Jack Singer : She knows the kid's name already.

  [later] 

  Jack Singer : Listen... you'll be back Monday?

  Betsy : I don't know. Probably Tuesday, or Wednesday.

  Jack Singer : Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!

  Betsy : What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in two days?

  Jack Singer : "Us"? Already it's us.

  Betsy : Oh, don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this!