All Ladies Do It (1992)

Isabella Deiana: Antonietta

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Quotes 

• Diana : Hey, your diet, Antonietta!

  Antonietta : Like the lady said, everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening!

• Diana : What if you get knocked up?

  Antonietta : Oh, come on, there's no danger! It's simple, I use the most natural of methods. I just take it here!

  [Points her behind] 

• Antonietta : Hello, Commodore! Nice to see you again!

  Comendator Scarfatti : My dear Antonietta! This is my long-lost niece, Maria.

  Antonietta : Well, your family's remarkable. All the nieces are so pretty!

  Comendator Scarfatti : Good chromosomes!