The Avenging Quartet (1993)

Moon Lee: Feng

Quotes 

• Feng : [from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche]  Come on, let's go!

  Chin : What about the car?

  Feng : [smiles]  It's okay!

  Chin : [puzzled]  You're just gonna leave it there?

  Feng : Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

  Chin : [shocked]  So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

  Feng : It's a crime you being here!

  Chin : But I'm legal.

  [reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport] 

  Chin : See? I've got a permit.

  Feng : [jaw drops with disbelief]  Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

  Chin : [puzzled again]  I never said I was!

  Feng : [groans with disbelief]  Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!

• Paul : [Feng is brought to the police to turn state's evidence against Sen and her organization and is met by Paul, who's in handcuffs with a cigarette in his mouth]  Hey miss, do you have a light?

  Feng : [annoyed]  I don't smoke.

  Paul : Oh, that's alright! I've got one myself here.

  [pulls out lighter and lights up his cigarette] 

  Paul : You know I don't smoke either.

  Feng : [mutters under her breath]  Full of shit.

  Paul : [sits down beside Feng]  So what are you in for?

  Feng : I'm helping the police with an investigation. I am not a criminal, okay?

  Paul : Oh. So you're a state witness. Funny, you don't look like a snitch to me. You must really hate that woman.

  Feng : Well, she hates me!

  Paul : Hey, come on. Maybe she hates you, because you hate her.

  Feng : [looks at Paul's handcuffs]  What are you in for?

  Paul : [Paul easily removes the cuffs, picks up a pen and opens a case report folder]  Oh, I'm here to take your statement.

  Feng : [jaw drops]  So you're a cop?!

  Paul : Hey wrong!

  [gets up and points to a Hong Kong police poster] 

  Paul : You should say 'I'm a Royal Hong Kong policeman'. That's the correct term.

  Feng : [eyes him hard]  You sleaze!

  Paul : Hey, hey, that's rude lady. I just wanted to see if you were geniune. Whether you were really willing to cooperate with the police. And now I know. So you wanna start?

  Feng : I need my lawyer.

  [her lawyer shows up and she points to Paul] 

  Feng : Oh Mr. Chan, thank god! I wanna sue this cop for intimidation.

  Paul : [shocked and surprised]  Sue me? Do you know who I am? I'm the cleanest cop in all of the police force. The commissioner thinks I'm a saint and that I can do no wrong.

  [Paul chuckles to himself, but in the very next scene, he has a miserable look on his face after his superior chews him out for causing Feng trouble] 

  Paul : Oh, I just can't believe it! How could he believe her?! It's just totally unfair.