Orson Bean nel ruolo di...
Loren Bray
- Brian Cooper: I'm running away.
- Loren Bray: From what?
- Brian Cooper: Ma said it's somethin' called puberty. I don't wanna catch it.
- Loren Bray: Why don't ya just drop me down the side of the mountain and have done with it.
- Byron Sully: Don't tempt me.
- Soldier: [about Dr. Mike] She was aiding the enemy.
- Loren Bray: Ah, she thought she was helping the Indians. She just does stuff like that. Ya gotta ignore it.
- Jake Slicker: Hey, you think we outta tell Dr. Mike about our plan?
- Loren Bray: Naw. What she don't know won't hurt us.
- Loren Bray: We can't have a lady mayor! What's that gonna make us look like?
- Hank Lawson: A town full of sissies?
- Jake Slicker: Who the hell is Ralph Waldo?
- Loren Bray: Probably another darn woman from Boston.
- Hank Lawson: Great, now we've got two of 'em.
- Loren Bray: Seems parents and children spend half their lives not seeing eye to eye. By the time they do find some common ground, there's barely any time left to enjoy it.
- Loren Bray: They stole my purse!
- Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Well, I'm sorry that you were robbed, but I must say you're looking rather lovely this evening.