Camp Wilder (1992–1993)
Jerry O'Connell: Brody Wilder
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Quotes
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[Ricky is dreaming that she is in labor. The doctor pulls out Brody from her womb]
Ricky Wilder : Brody!
Doctor : That's a nice name!
Brody Wilder : Hey, Rick, can I have the keys to your car?
Ricky Wilder : In my pur...
[goes into labor once more]
Doctor : There's another one. Wait, there's something blocking the way.
[pulls out a skateboard, then pulls out Dorfman]
Dorfman : Hi, doc! Hey, what happened to the bag of chips I had?
Ricky Wilder : Dorfman!
Doctor : Hang on, there's one more.
[pulls out Melissa]
Melissa Wilder : Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother.
[the doctor pulls out Danielle]
Danielle : Nice shoes! Can I have them?
[the doctor pulls out Beth]
Beth : Ricky, there's a hole in the Ozone Layer, and you're bringing babies into this world?
[shakes her head disapprovingly]
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Brody Wilder : Date tonight, Rick. Need a way place to take her to.
Ricky Wilder : Mario's.
Brody Wilder : Great. Need a way to pay for it.
Ricky Wilder : Job.
Brody Wilder : Seriously, Rick. Can I borrow thirty dollars?
Ricky Wilder : Thirty dollars? Brody, that's a lot of money. Why don't you just do what I did when I was your age?
[thinks]
Ricky Wilder : Here, take forty.
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Beth : Honestly, Brody, you're taking this fight thing way out of proportion.
Brody Wilder : Why not tell that to Danielle?
Beth : What?
Brody Wilder : Oh, that's right, Beth. Act surprised. I know she and Dex have a date tonight. I can't believe you guys.
[exit]
Beth : [sits down on the couch with Dorfman] I feel terrible.
Dorfman : Me too.
Beth : I thought Dex wanted me.
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Brody Wilder : Any luck finding your cat, Beth?
Beth : No. Dorfman put an ad in the paper, but we can't find it.
Dorfman : [points at an ad in the newspaper] Here it is. Right under "Love Warrior seeks nonsmoking dentist."
Beth : You put it in the Personals?
Dorfman : Yeah. Who reads the Lost and Found?
Danielle : [reads] "Lost and Lonely, SWF?"
Dorfman : Spayed White Feline.
Danielle : [reads] "Lost and Lonely, SWF, Cute and cuddly, neatly trimmed nails, seeks master...?"
Beth : Dorfman, what are you doing to me? I'm gonna get a bunch of men calling and wanting to meet me.
[pauses to think]
Beth : I'm gonna go check my messages.