Talkin' Dirty After Dark (1991)

Rodney Winfield: Rudy Rae

Quotes 

• Rudy Ray : It oughta be a law against two ugly people fucking, 'cause they bringing another ugly person in the world. And if you don't believe, me follow a ugly person home. Somebody ugly gonna answer the door, or won't nobody answer the door 'cause don't nobody wanna live with an ugly motherfucker.

• Rudy Ray : [answers phone]  Hello? Dukie's no-funny-ass Comedy Club.

  Bigg : Is my woman there?

  Rudy Ray : Your who?

  Bigg : Come on, man, don't play with me. You know who she is. Put her on the phone.

  Rudy Ray : I don't know who she is. It's 400 people here and 350 of 'em is ugly. Is she ugly?

  Bigg : Homie, I don't play that! Put my woman on the phone right now, punk!

  Rudy Ray : This is some prank-ass call.

  [hangs up phone] 

  Bigg : Why'd you do that? You know Black people have high blood pressure. Now, why you want to do that and piss me off? Ahh!

  [hangs up the phone]