Necessary Roughness (1991)

Rob Schneider: Chuck Neiderman

Quotes 

• Chuck Neiderman : I hope you stay tuned for our halftime extravaganza, as the Texas State marching band does its salute to gun racks and open beverage containers; which is only legal in Texas.

• Chuck Neiderman : [after Manumana's tackle]  BIIIIGGG sack by Manumana the Slender! Who does his "I'm gonna go out and get some POI" sack celebration dance!

• Chuck Neiderman : Now how could the ref call that? It was a clean kick to the face mask.

• Chuck Neiderman : Krimm breaks into the backfield. Fumble, FUMBALAYA, FUMBLERUSKI!

• Chuck Neiderman : Holy Columbus Ohio!

• Chuck Neiderman : [covers microphone]  SHIT!

• Chuck Neiderman : But in a typhoon it's anybody's game.

• Chuck Neiderman : Edison down at the Jayhawk 27. Although he did hydroplane to the 19.

• Chuck Neiderman : Lucy Draper is the 1st woman football player in Armadillo history.

• Chuck Neiderman : He's in the endzone.

  [pause] 

  Chuck Neiderman : I'm wating for a flag.

  [pause] 

  Chuck Neiderman : There's no flag.

  [pause] 

  Chuck Neiderman : There should be.

• Chuck Neiderman : A 94-yard kickoff return for a touchdown could give the Colts a false sense of confidence going into the second minute of play.

• Chuck Neiderman : [over the campus loud speaker]  Hey Armadillo Fans! This is Chuck Neiderman. The voice of the Fighting Armadillo! This season your football team needs more than your support. So if any of you listener can punt, pass, block or kick, then report to the gymnasium at 3 o'clock sharp for open football tryouts.

• Chuck Neiderman : It's 3rd and long. A passing situation for the Colts.

  [Manumana tackles Colts offensive lineman #17, then does a celebratory "dance move"] 

  Chuck Neiderman : BIG sack by Manumana the Slender, who does his "I'm going to go out and get some Poi" sack celebration dance. And the 'Dillos will get the ball back with four minutes left in the 3rd quarter and a chance to get back into this game.