- Flipper Purify: There's something you should know. I'm having an affair.
- Cyrus: H-bomb! H-bomb!
- Flipper Purify: It gets worse. She's white.
- Cyrus: Nuclear holocaust!
- Frankie Botz: He stole a radio out of my fucking car!
- Vinny: How do you know?
- Frankie Botz: How do I know? He fucking tried to sell it back to me!
- Charlie Tucci: Are you fucking my sister?
- Paulie Carbone: What kind of question is that?
- Charlie Tucci: It's a good question.
- James Tucci: If you ever get her pregnant, Paulie...
- Charlie Tucci: Hey!
- James Tucci: I don't know why I'm thinking this because I know it's not going to happen, but if you did, I would give *you* the abortion, Paulie.
- James Tucci: [as Charlie laughs] Then you are going to marry her!
- Lucinda Purify: [Gator is roughly searching though his mother's apartment looking for money, tossing aside coupons] I save a lot of money using them coupons!
- Gator Purify: [Gator is dancing with his mother, trying to butter her up] Hey pretty lady, you remember me?
- Lucinda Purify: Say what you have to say, and go, before your father comes back!
- Gator Purify: What's the matter? You don't like my dancing anymore? You usually offer to cook me something to eat.
- Lucinda Purify: I ain't playin' with you Gator! Say what you have to say and go. And if it's money then forget it!
- [Lucinda loosens herself from Gator's grip]
- Lucinda Purify: The answer is no!
- Gator Purify: Momma, you gotta help me out. I'm sick. In order for me to get right, I need money!
- Lucinda Purify: You'd feel a whole lot better if you had a bath! Boy, the devil's got you!