- Dr. Chiang Ta-Tsung (Bowie Lam), on business in England, unintentionally visit a brothel to find help after his car breaks down. The brothel is, unfortunately, a lair for vampires who seduces men for their blood to feed their Vampire Master (Peter Kjær). Tsung is seduced by one of them named Alice (Ellen Chan), but she falls in love with him instead. After Tsung returns home in Hong Kong, he learns that he possesses vampire traits and, to make matters worse, is being pursued by a reluctant Alice, who was ordered by the Vampire Master to bring Tsung back to their lair.—Oliver Chu
- When his car breaks down while on vacation in England, Dr Chiang Ta-tsung [Bowie Lam] unknowingly looks for a telephone in a vampire pub. When he tries to help a beautiful Chinese girl get away from a molester (actually, Alice [Ellen Chan] is attempting to bite the guy's neck, and he's the one trying to get away), the Count [Peter Kjaer] slips a drug in Tsung's Coke. For the rest of the evening, the virginal Tsung is seduced (and bitten) by Alice. To memorialize the blessed event, Tsung gives Alice the talisman he wears around his neck, a talisman given to him by his nurse girlfriend May Chen [Sheila Chan] to assure his faithfulness to her. When the Count later drinks Alice's blood and gets a taste of Tsung's virgin blood, he proclaims it the equivalent of ginseng and wants more at all cost. Unfortunately, Tsung has already left England and returned to Hong Kong, so the Count orders Alice to go find him.
Meanwhile, in Hong Kong, Tsung is boasting to his colleagues about no longer being a virgin. It's actually the vampire thing he should be worried about. When May serves Tsung's favorite food -- garlic shrimp -- Tsung almost chokes on it. When May and Tsung go shopping, Tsung buys a pair of sunglasses because the sun has begun to bother his eyes. He also can't resist buying a black cape. While performing surgery, Tsung begins to salivate at the sight of the blood. He no longer goes to work in the daytime and drinks V-8 juice "like a vampire." It's when he wakes up and finds himself hanging from the ceiling that Tsung gets worried. His operating buddies, Doctors Chin [?] and Chang [David Wu] confirm it after examining Tsung's body for bite marks.
Alice finally catches up with Tsung. Alice has fallen in love with Tsung and really wants to help him. So long as he's not taken in any human blood, she assures him, he can be saved if he a) destroys the Count (impossible), or b) finds a corpse whose blood is still warm and swaps blood with it. The next time a patient dies, Tsung does just that. Unfortunately, May is somewhat of the jealous type and has the Taoist teacher of her friend Joy [Crystal Kowk] prepare a love potion, using a few drops of May's blood. May pours the love potion into Tsung's chicken soup and, shortly thereafter, he turns into a full vampire.
Tonight is the night of the medical center fund-raising ceremony. The hospital has erected a big stage on the grounds, and the ceremonial acrobats are performing the rituals to drive away the evil spirits. While walking back to the hospital, the doctors and nurses come upon a corpse that has been horribly bitten and drained by a vampire. It wasn't Tsung or Alice, so Alice can only surmise that the Count has come looking for her. Just as Alice is about to drive a broken chair leg through the corpse's heart (before it awakens as a vampire), Chin, Chang, May, Joy, and Joy's Taoist priest burst into the operating room. Thereafter follows 30 minutes of melee, as the priest goes after Alice and Tsung, the corpse wakes up and goes after the priest, one of the Count's vampiresses comes after Alice and Tsung, the Count chases and bites May, Chin and Chang fire up their surgical laser and do battle with the Count's laser eyes, Tsung shines the surgical overhead (which forms a cross-shaped pattern of light) on the Count, and Chin and Chang go after the Count with giant syringes filled with corrosives and poisons. The whole thing ends up on the ceremonial stage where Chin, Chang, and Tsung are turned into martial artists, Alice and the Count become impaled together, and the stage blows up (after Chin, Chang, Tsung, May, and Joy escape, of course). [Original synopsis by bj_kuehl]
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