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5/10
The Lass with Knckout Punch
richardchatten7 August 2023
On my way to work I once passed a pair of teenaged girls engaging in a furious fight which revealed a capacity for aggro by the opposite sex that came to mind when I saw 'Blonde Fist'.

Margi Clarke is in her element as a chain smoking Scouse blonde bullet whose bright red lipstick matched her nails who turns her pent-up anger and frustration to financial advantage by joining the fight game.

The cartoonish credits are reflected by the nature of the violence that follows. Despite a couple of nostalgic black and white flashbacks to the 1950s depicting the early days of Clarke the bulk of the action takes place in 199 (complete with a woman wearing an anti-Poll tax teeshirt) which from today's perspective is almost as remote an era (as attested to by the fact that cast member Carroll Baker is now 92).
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5/10
Carroll steals
DowntonR128 July 2018
A thinly plotted movie with comic moments that mostly don't work, and fight scenes that fail to convince ( except the last one). Margi Clarke is fine in the lead, Ken Hutchinson good too but Carroll Baker pretty much steals every scene she's in, she's deserving of a better film.
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2/10
Blonde Fist
wilsonstuart-3234612 May 2018
I was reacquainted with Blonde Fist a couple of weeks ago thanks to Talking Pictures TV; I only have a vague memories of this film's release back in 1991 - it was concieved, I assume, as a star vehicle for flavour of the then moment Margie Clarke, who was on something of a roll following an impressive turn on the long neglected (and unfairly so) social drama 'Making Out'.

Written and directed by her brother, co-starring her sister, Blonde Fist soon sank without trace. Drably shot and sluggish paced, the story seems to take forever to get going; Margi Clarke tries, but she is uncomfortable as she is unconvincing in the leading role - hampered by an unfunny script that's stuck between the far superior Boys From The Back Stuff, or an overlong episode of the dreadful Liverpool based situation comedy Bread, and a supporting cast of sanctimonious bullies and clichéd stereotypes.

Give this one a miss - it flopped for a good reason; the only point of note is an early appearance by Stephen Graham, and a small role for veteran Scottish actress Julie Graham; both made a better ''fist' of their careers than Margi ever did...and neither of them were related.
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3/10
Nothing worse than an unfunny comedy
Leofwine_draca6 February 2018
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Whether you enjoy BLONDE FIST or not really depends on how much you like working class comedies made in Liverpool. Me, I'm rather indifferent to their charms, and I found this story - posited as THELMA & LOUISE meets ROCKY - pretty drawn out and unengaging. It's a star vehicle for the forgotten TV starlet Margi Clarke, directed by her own brother, but she gives a lame performance here and comes across as cold and unsympathetic throughout. The ridiculous story is described as a boxing drama, but such moments are few and far between and very unconvincing when they do appear. A scene in which a character gets hit and you hear cartoonish bird tweet noises really sets the level here. I laughed at exactly two funny scenes: Clarke's fight with a youthful Tina Malone has some good dialogue (and Stephen Graham in one of his first roles), and the prison chat in which Clarke's friend says she wants to make something of her life, by becoming a prostitute, are amusing. The rest? A struggle, if I'm honest.
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3/10
Misbegotten drama that swings and misses
shakercoola27 July 2019
A British drama; A working-class Liverpudlian who is prone to using her fists to settle disputes travels to New York to find her estranged father. Needing cash to rebuild her life she joins a women's boxing circuit. Lumbering drama with below par dialogue, especially the fighting talk which doesn't sink deeply and often lacks subtlety. Margi Clarke is striking, packing a mean punch as a scrappy and devoted mother. But there is very little to engage with due to a story that doesn't grip and some of the other performances are weak. The fight sequences are choreographed well but they are not impressive enough to wait around for.
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Embarrassing nonsense
rayday1 June 1999
This film requires few words of commentary. The plot is laughable, the script dismal and the acting appalling. However, as a Liverpudlian myself, I have rarely felt as embarrassed as I was by Margi Clarke's grotesque performance. She makes a laughing stock of Liverpool people. A dud without equal.
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2/10
Deservedly Forgotten
malcolmgsw18 June 2019
TPTV is a great channel but occasionally it shows clinkers like this.Acting,direction and script are uniformally poor.
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7/10
Daft, often funny, 90s nostalgia
RaveReviewerzzz26 August 2019
The adventures of Ronnie, a tough working-class girl from Liverpool. The film follows Ronnie from the rough streets of Liverpool, to prison and then to New York. The characters are cliched and comical but the film doesn't take itself seriously, so I think it gets away with it. It has many funny and touching moments and I enjoyed it. Everyone I know thought it hilarious and Margi Clark suits the role of crude-talking wisecracking Ronnie. A film of its time.
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9/10
Unsung genius with unsurpassed comical moments
theandytaylor17 August 2009
This is one of my favourite films of all times. I've watched it dozens of times. The plot of the film is probably less important than the brilliant one-liners and cameos, although maybe you have to be British to understand the subtle but incandescently funny subtexts that run through the whole film.

Margi is an excellent actress although I guess her in depth experience of the Liverpool psyche means she was playing a role that was kind of like just being herself a lot of the time maybe?

You have to realise that not all the lines are meant literally. Like in the fight scene at the beginning of the programme (has me in stitches every time I watch it). The wonderful Margi Clarke gets fisty cuffs with the superb actress Tina Malone. Tina warns Margi "Now GIT... Before I throw a bucket of p&*^ss water over ya". This is a classically hilarious line. Please don't construe from this that all people in Northern England keep a bucket of urine water handy, ready to throw over aggressive strangers.

:)

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7/10
Underrated low budget Brit flick.
thisisstepercival20 August 2022
I came across this on Netflix and thought I'd give it a go as the clip was amusing and featured a very very young Stephen Graham. The star is undoubtedly Margi Clarke who deserved to be much more of a star than she ever did. She was approaching 40 in this and was still incredibly beautiful. But looks aside she was a damn good actor too who unfortunately never really broke out of tv shows set in her roots of northern England. The film definitely loses much of its appeal once the story shifts to New York in the second half but don't let that put you off it's still worth the time.
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8/10
What a fun little old film
gasboilersolutions22 August 2022
I first watched this film around 30 years ago but came across it today on Netflix!

Apart from there being a few cracks in the plot this movie was a great watch, great comedy and very heart warming.

Loved it.
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Worst Film of all Time
bennoeman27 December 2017
This is probably the worst film of all time. Margi Clarke not to be outdone is also the worst actress of all time, so quite a good fit. Honestly it is terrible.
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9/10
Margi is a gem and so is this film
BryanRW30 April 2023
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So many polarised reviews here. You'll probably be put off watching, which is a real shame because it's definitely not as bad as people make out.

Firstly, this is uniquely British humour so it has to be seen in that context. And it's from 1991 when the 'politics' of what is, and isn't, acceptable to say were vastly different to now. But what isn't different (sadly) is that mothers like Ronnie still have to 'go on the rob' to feed their kids and end up on the wrong side of the law as a consequence. Anyway, enough politics but it's important to understand the context of Ronnie's background and life struggles in order to appreciate the woman for who and what she is - a downtrodden Kirkby girl who has more chances winning a boxing match than she does scoring a decent job in an office.

Most people agree that the story takes a bit of an, hmm, awkward turn when she goes to New York (London or even Dublin would have been more believable). And that's not helped by the inclusion from then on of Carroll Baker who is inexplicably quite poor in this - she came across quite amateurish as if she was a newbie relying on queue cards most of the time. I agree with others' opinions here that the film becomes somewhat mired from now on and it simply 'feels' too different in style from the earlier sequences. For instance, Ronnie's short time in the prison is an absolute highlight of the film; there's some cracking oneliners and the inclusion of the marvelous Angela Clarke (Margi and wetter/director Frank's sister). She's HILARIOUS and a superb actress in her own right - extremely natural and innately funny. Another star performance comes from Ronnie's best friend Mary, acted by Sharon Power. I don't know much about Sharon, but based on this performance I'm shocked she wasn't snapped up by one of the leading British soaps, such is her acting skill and presence. Her scene where she accosts and 'warns' Tony's girlfriend outside the court is both awesome and terrifying - that's top class acting right there.

This is definitely a female led and female fed movie, the male of the species takes second bill. And judging by the actions of the two main male characters, you can see why - unreliable, controlling and deadbeat are some words that come to mind. This was and is life in many so-called working class British societies. That's why this film can't be so easily dismissed. Margi and Frank know this life. They know how hard it was and still is to survive in such communities. And that's why films like this shouldn't be ignored or judged on a purely superficial level. There's a lot more going on here than meets the eye.

Incidentally, and somewhat curiously, Margi refers to the actor who played her father in this as being Pete Postlethwaite in her book "Now you see me...". Of course, it was Ken Hutchison. Funny how time can dull the memory - or maybe she took too many punches!
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10/10
Love this movie so much it's amazing best
smcgoldrick-237683 April 2024
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I still have the video tape of my mum's in my room of blonde fist a watch it on YouTube I love it I always said my mum was Ronnie o'dowd it's to funny love her and the movie it hilarious and dinamite. It's so funny the stuff they say in it it's amazing love some of the people are in brookside to Ronnie is like me don't piss me off or your getting a fist in your face. Doesn't take rubbish from anyone she knows where she stands everyone depends on Ronnie to do the fighting cause she's the best like me a don't let anyone get the better I always make sure I win even everytime now you getinto that garden.
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