All I Want for Christmas (1991)

Lauren Bacall: Lillian Brooks

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• Sylvia : I thought it might be enchanting to have the bridesmaids in little jodhpurs and carrying riding crops festumed with baby's breath.

  Lillian Brooks : That could be enchanting. In a stable.

• Paramedic #1 : Are you Lillian Brooks?

  Lillian Brooks : Yes, I'm THE Lillian Brooks!

  Paramedic #1 : Yeah, and I'm Luis Hernandez.

• Lillian Brooks : Never use the word "lovely," dear. It's the mark of a jerk.

• Michael O'Fallon : How's my favorite ex-mother-in-law and second lady of the American theatre?

  Lillian Brooks : Fine. And quite happy to see you. Though I can't say the same for your ex-wife, though you haven't even asked about her yet.

• Lillian Brooks : [about Tony]  I don't believe he knows 500 people.

• Lillian Brooks : We've got rats. You wouldn't know anything about vermin, would you Tony?

• Lillian Brooks : [on the phone]  I've just returned from a very expensive night at the Charlisle to find a $1200 bill form your branch of Rodent Murder Incorporated and no rats.

  Man on phone : Do you want the bodies?

  Lillian Brooks : No, I don't want the actual rat bodies. I want proof that you found something in this house other than a grade A sucker.

• Lillian Brooks : [as Tony leaves]  Now we *know* all the rats are gone.