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Uncle Fester Addams
- Gomez: [watching home movies] Remember that fateful night?
- Uncle Fester: Of course... Your first cigar!
- Gomez: What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.
- Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone?
- Wednesday: He's only a child.
- Uncle Fester: No excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.
- [last lines]
- Uncle Fester: Children, look. Great-Aunt Lavinia! She was beheaded by her own children!
- Wednesday, Pugsley: Yay!
- [Gordon, Craven and Tully keep trying to open the Addams Family Vault. For the umpteenth time, the house's booby traps dump them outside the house]
- Abigail Craven: You are doing this on purpose!
- Uncle Fester: [sarcastic] That's right, Mother, isn't this fun!
- Tully Alfford: I'll race you back.
- Gomez: [as they search for Wednesday] Fan out. Pugsley, head for the dung heap. Mama and Morticia, the shallow graves. I'll take the abyss. Lurch, check out the bottomless pit. Fester?
- Uncle Fester: [from a window] Up here!
- Gomez: [shouting up to him] Fester, you take the ravine, and the unmarked, abandoned well!
- Uncle Fester: Somebody should stay behind in case she comes back.
- Gomez: Good man. Good thinking!
- Grandmama: Then who'll take the swamp?
- Gomez: [Thing taps Gomez's shoe] That's the spirit, Thing. Lend a hand. Let's go!
- Dr. Pinderschloss: [after the party in Fester's honour] Gordon, I don't understand this. Let me get this clear. Have you been having a good time?
- Uncle Fester: [jubilant] Yes, I have! It was marvelous. I sang up a storm! And I danced 'till I dropped! The Mamushka!
- Uncle Fester: What is this?
- Morticia: Mama's spécialité de la maison.
- Gomez: Oh, Tish.
- Grandmama: [to Fester] Start with the eyes.
- Uncle Fester: [reading a book] Look, children. A new chapter.
- Uncle Fester, Wednesday, Pugsley: "Scabs".
- Dr. Pinderschloss: Keep the book closed, Gordon. Listen to Mother!
- Uncle Fester: I'll never listen to you, never, ever again!
- Dr. Pinderschloss: I had to be strict with you because I cared! Put it down!
- Uncle Fester: You never really loved me!
- Gomez: Fester, this way!
- Dr. Pinderschloss: Stop whining, you little good-for-nothing! Be a man!
- Uncle Fester: You were a terrible mother! There! I said it!
- [Fester opens the book, and a hurricane is unleashed inside the house, causing Tully and Dr. Pinderschloss to launch out the window]
- Uncle Fester: [being apologetic to his "mother"] It was just a party. It's over. It means nothing. The Siamese twins, the hunchback, Cousin Itt, they're not *you*.
- Dr. Pinderschloss: [Tying Morticia up on the chair] Gordon, let's get started.
- Uncle Fester: But, Mother...
- Dr. Pinderschloss: Stop stalling.
- Uncle Fester: [frustratingly] I'm not stalling and stop badgering me!
- [Fester, who sits with his "mother" for a bowl of soup and sandwiches at the mansion, is depressed that he just lost his family as the result of Tully's actions]
- Dr. Pinderschloss: After lunch, we'll try again.
- Uncle Fester: [in a very flat tone, as he digs in his soup] Yes mother.
- Dr. Pinderschloss: [innocently] We'll find the money. And meanwhile, we have this little nest, quiet and cozy without that dreadful family.
- Uncle Fester: [again in a very flat tone] Yes mother.
- Uncle Fester: [kicks the door, barging in the bedroom with Dr. Pinder, continually singing the Mamushka song] Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Dr. Pinderschloss: [Fester grabs her hand, but the doctor lets go and begs him to stop] Gordon? Stop! Stop it, this instant! Is that lipstick all over your face?
- Uncle Fester: From the twins! The beautiest, and adoring twins!
- Dr. Pinderschloss: The twins? Gordon, I don't understand but let me get this clear, have you been having a good time?
- Uncle Fester: [happily] Yes! I have! It was marvelous! I sang up a storm and danced until I dropped! Mamushka! And a hey, and a hey, and a hey, and a hey
- [kicks the door, then stops doing the dance]
- Uncle Fester: Mother?
- Dr. Pinderschloss: Mother. Mother? Who's that? I don't think I recall.
- Uncle Fester: Mother, please.
- Dr. Pinderschloss: I'm just fine. I'm dandy. Don't concern yourself about me, Gordon. Please, return to your depraved orgy. Sometimes I think you're not even my son.
- Uncle Fester: [sadly] Don't say that!
- Dr. Pinderschloss: I'm just your mother. You only owe me your entire existence on this planet. Please, Gordon, by all means, go sing, dance, date!
- Uncle Fester: Oh Mother... .I'm so terribly sorry. It was just a party. It's over. It means nothing. The Siamese Twins, the Hunchback, Cousin Itt, they're not you.
- Dr. Pinderschloss: [puts her hands asie Gordon's head] Say it, Gordon, make me believe it.
- Uncle Fester: I love you, and I want money!
- Dr. Pinderschloss: [Fester falls down off the bed] We've got to find Tully.