The Red Green Show (1991–2006)

Jeff Lumby: Winston Rothschild, III, Winston Rothschild, Winston Rothschild III, Winston Rothchild

Quotes 

• Winston Rothschild : Hello, this is Winston Rothschild reminding you: "Your sewage is our bread and butter."

• Winston Rothschild : Winston Rothschild here from Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services, with a lesson for you: "There once was a man from Turkey, whose septics were plugged up and murky. They blamed it on lead from the pipes in the bed when the culprit was too much beef jerky."

• [the lodge members are trying to get into the record books] 

  Dalton Humphries : What about you, Red? Is there anything you can do to set a world record?

  Red Green : Well, I could, but that's kind of between Bernice and I. I'm pretty sure they don't have that category.

  [he gestures towards the Guiness Book of World Records in Winston's hand] 

  Winston Rothschild : [looking at the book]  Oh, no, snoring is in here.