- Marla Stewart: Could you say one sentence without the word "fuck" in it?
- Fanducci: Sorry. Would you like a Pez?
- Marla Stewart: No.
- Fanducci: Best fucking candy in the world!
- Lars Hagstrom: The Vikings travelled as far as they could because they had something they wanted to get rid of.
- Marla Stewart: [about the Philadelphia dig] If there's one thing older than Art, it's pornography.
- Sam Stewart: I'll try and find some dirty words for you...
- Art Lover: [as Fenrir trashes a Performance Art installation and starts eating the performer] The trouble with this kind of Art is that you can't collect it...
- Lars Hagstrom: [Marla has noticed a Christian icon among his antiquities] A contradiction in my design scheme, I admit. There are no atheists in foxholes. And you are in one now!
- Lars Hagstrom: So, you have come to see the crazy old man?
- Marla Stewart: Yes.
- Lars Hagstrom: At least this one is honest.
- Ask Franag: Did you ever wonder if you had the dreams because we told you the stories, or if we told you the stories to explain your dreams?
- Tawny: You have that Fundraiser.
- Martin Almquist: Tell me I can get out of it.
- Tawny: You can't get out of it.
- Martin Almquist: Tell me I don't have to go.
- Tawny: You have to go.
- Marla Stewart: Isn't this the point where someone says "There's got to be a reasonable explanation for all this"?
- Sam Stewart: What are you doing, Martin?
- Martin Almquist: MARTIN'S DOING THIS!
- [throws him into the furniture]
- Sign: Transatlantic Bank