The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
Bob Newhart: Bernard
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Quotes
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Jake : So, um, which way are taking, uh, Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge?
Bernard : Su-Suicide Trail?
Jake : Good choice. More snakes, but less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, that is until, um... Dead Dingo Pass.
Bernard : [sees that the map has nothing but landscapings] Wa-wa-wait a minute, I don't-I don't see any-any of that-that stuff on the map.
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Miss Bianca : Oh, Bernard. You are magnificent. You are absolutely hero of the day.
Bernard : Miss Bianca, before anything else happens... will you marry me?
Miss Bianca : Oh, Bernard! Of course I will!
Jake : Well done, mate.
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Wilbur : Wait a minute. What the heck are you doing up here?
Bernard : The kidnapper took the boy and Jake... and Miss Bianca.
Wilbur : Miss Bianca? Miss Bianca's in trouble? Oh, no! That's terrible! We gotta do something. I'm very disappointed in you, Bernard. Hiding under a nest while Bianca's in danger. Let me tell you something, buddy!
Bernard : Wilbur...
Wilbur : You-you-you start searchin' the desert for, and I-I-I'll scan the coastline. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
Bernard : Wilbur...
Wilbur : I'll ask the chicks on the beach to...
Bernard : Wilbur!
Wilbur : Huh? What?
Bernard : Listen. There are some chicks here that need your help.
Wilbur : Really?
[Bernard sits on Marahute's eggs. He pats one and smiles]
Wilbur : Oh, no! Wait a minute. I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. Don't even-
[Bernard scowls]
Wilbur : No! Don't look at me like that. You're getting no from me! No! I will not ever sit on those eggs!
[Cut to Wilbur sitting on eggs]
Wilbur : Aw, nuts. I gotta learn to be more assertive. No is no is no. Hey - quit movin' in there.
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Wilbur : [over radio] Mugwomp Tower! Mugwomp Tower! This is Albatross 1-3 requesting permision to land. Over!
Jake : Albatross? Let's see.
[he looks at a chart of various birds]
Jake : Finch, wren, scrub bird, lorikeet, freckled duck, galah, kookaburra, parrot, cockatoo, albatro...
[reacts at its size]
Jake : Alb-Albatross? It-It's a jumbo!
[turns to microphone]
Jake : Negative, 1-3! You'll have to turn back! Our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size!
Wilbur : Not long enough? Look, pal! I can land this thing on a dime!
Bernard : Uh, Wilbur, if the runway isn't long enough...
Wilbur : Listen! You can't let these radar jockeys push you around! Just leave it to me, all right?
Jake : I say it again, mate, our runway is too short!
Wilbur : And I say it again, "mate", I'm comin' in!
Jake : Crazy Yank.
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Bernard : Miss Bianca, from now on, can't we just take the train?
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Bernard : [Thinking of his marriage proposal] Bianca, there's something I need to talk to you about...
Miss Bianca : [Unaware of Bernard's plan to propose, she speaks about the upcoming mission] It's all right, Bernard. I already know what you are going to say. Francois told me all about it.
Bernard : Francois? But how did he know?
Miss Bianca : It doesn't matter. I think it's a wonderful idea.
Bernard : You do? You mean, you really want to?
Miss Bianca : I don't think it's a matter of wanting, but a matter of duty.
Bernard : Du-duty? Well, I never thought of it... Well, okay, how does... next April sound?
Miss Bianca : Heavens, no! We must act immediately, tonight!
Bernard : To-tonight? But Bianca, this is so sudden, I mean... don't you at least need... a gown or something?
Miss Bianca : No, just a couple of khaki shorts and some hiking boots.
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McLeach : It's all over, boy. Your bird's dead. Someone shot her. Shot her, right out of the sky. Bang!
Cody : No!
McLeach : What do you mean no? You calling me a liar? I heard it on the radio this morning, and she could have been mine if it wasn't for you. Now you better get out of here before I change my mind. G'on, git!
Bernard : Why is he letting him go?
Jake : It's gotta be a trick.
McLeach : Too bad about those eggs, eh, Joanna? They won't survive without their mother. Oh, well. Survival of the fittest, I guess.
[Cody runs off]
McLeach : Bingo.
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Bernard : [leaps out of the stump where he is hiding from Joanna to attack her upon seeing that McLeach is trying to shoot Cody's rope] Oh, my gosh! I hope I know what I'm doing...
