The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

Bernard Fox: Chairman, Doctor

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Quotes 

• Doctor : I've already missed tea, Mr. Albatross. Don't force me to take drastic measures. You must relax.

  Wilbur : Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!

  Doctor : I'm not convinced. 60 milligrams!

  Nurse Mouse : 60 milligrams!

  [Loads a syringe of tranquilizer onto a shotgun] 

  Wilbur : What? Are you guys crazy? You can't do this to me! I'm an American citizen, buddy!

  Doctor : Better double it.

  Wilbur : Double?

  Nurse Mouse : Double, coming up!

  [Loads a second syringe] 

  Wilbur : No!

  Doctor : Prepare the patient for medication.

  Wilbur : This can't be happening! I must be dreaming! Come on, Wilbur, wake up! Come on!

  Doctor : Three degrees right!

  Nurse Mouse : Three degrees right!

  Doctor : Down two degrees!

  Wilbur : No! Don't go down two degrees!

  Nurse Mouse : Down two degrees!

  Doctor : Ready...

  Wilbur : No, I'm not ready!

  Doctor : Aim...

  Wilbur : [Whimpers]  Please don't do this to me!

  Doctor : Fire!

  [Gunshot] 

  Wilbur : AAHH, WHOA! OH, WHOA!

• Doctor : Forceps!

  Nurse Mouse : Forceps!

  Wilbur : Oh, what now?

  Doctor : Spinal streculator!

  Wilbur : Oh, that's gonna hurt.

  Doctor : Artery router!

  Wilbur : Mother!

  Doctor : This is rusted tight. I wouldn't dream of using such tools. Bring me the epidermal tissue disrupter!

  Wilbur : The epidermal what?

  [the nurses start a chainsaw] 

  Wilbur : OH! OH, NO! AAAH!

• Doctor : [as Wilbur escapes]  Mr. Albatross, we haven't operated yet!

  Wilbur : [running away]  You've gotta catch me first, doctor!

  Doctor : Mr. Albatross, please!

  Wilbur : Cowabunga!

  Doctor : [chases after him]  Mr. Albatross, we must return you to the operating room!

  Wilbur : [escapes to the window]  You'll never take me alive!

  Doctor : [he and the other nurse mice try to force him back in]  Please, don't do this! Your spine needs tender...

  Wilbur : [getting forced in]  Ooh!

  Doctor : ...loving...

  Wilbur : [screams in pain]  AGH!

  Doctor : ...care!

  [Wilbur gets forced in] 

  Wilbur : [groans until he smiles]  M-my back!

  [Wilbur stands up as we see the doctor is now in serious pain] 

  Wilbur : [laughs]  I can-I-it works! I'm cured!

  Doctor : [in pain]  My back!

  [his back cracks]