Eva Gabor credited as playing...
Miss Bianca
- Miss Bianca: Oh, Captain. Is this a non-stop flight to Australia?
- Wilbur: Well, uh, not exactly. No. I can definitely say no. We're gonna have to make connections with a bigger bird. Non-stop? Who do I look like, Charles Lindbergh?
- Miss Bianca: Oh, Bernard. You are magnificent. You are absolutely hero of the day.
- Bernard: Miss Bianca, before anything else happens... will you marry me?
- Miss Bianca: Oh, Bernard! Of course I will!
- Jake: Well done, mate.
- Miss Bianca: [whilst Wilbur drinks from a can of cream soda] We must leave tonight.
- Wilbur: [spit takes] Tonight?
- [coughs; laughs]
- Wilbur: Come on. You're kiddin' me, right?
- [laughs; opens his window]
- Wilbur: Have ya looked outside? It's suicide out there!
- [laughs; closes window]
- Wilbur: Oh, no. Ohhhhhhh, no! I'm afraid your jolly little holiday will have to wait.
- [laughs]
- Wilbur: What a bunch of jokers!
- Miss Bianca: But you don't understand. A boy needs our help. He's in trouble!
- Wilbur: Boy? You mean, little kid kinda boy?
- Miss Bianca: He was kidnapped!
- Wilbur: Kidnapped? Oh! That-that's awful! Lockin' up a little kid. Kids should be free! Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings, free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white mustaches, you know?
- [lividly]
- Wilbur: Nobody's gonna take a kid's freedom away while I'm around! Nobody ain't! Hear me?
- Miss Bianca: Does that mean you'll take us?
- Wilbur: Storm or no storm, Albatross Airlines...
- [salutes]
- Wilbur: at your service!
- Miss Bianca: Now, now, Cody. We mustn't lose hope. Bernard is still out there.
- Jake: That's right! If anyone can get us out of this scrape it's ol' Berno.
- [aside to Bianca]
- Jake: Nice bluff, Miss B.
- Miss Bianca: I wasn't bluffing. You don't know Bernard like I do. He'll never give up.
- Bernard: [Thinking of his marriage proposal] Bianca, there's something I need to talk to you about...
- Miss Bianca: [Unaware of Bernard's plan to propose, she speaks about the upcoming mission] It's all right, Bernard. I already know what you are going to say. Francois told me all about it.
- Bernard: Francois? But how did he know?
- Miss Bianca: It doesn't matter. I think it's a wonderful idea.
- Bernard: You do? You mean, you really want to?
- Miss Bianca: I don't think it's a matter of wanting, but a matter of duty.
- Bernard: Du-duty? Well, I never thought of it... Well, okay, how does... next April sound?
- Miss Bianca: Heavens, no! We must act immediately, tonight!
- Bernard: To-tonight? But Bianca, this is so sudden, I mean... don't you at least need... a gown or something?
- Miss Bianca: No, just a couple of khaki shorts and some hiking boots.