Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme (1990 TV Movie)

Shelley Duvall: Little Bo Peep

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Quotes 

• Little Bo Peep : [after numerous accidents, Gordon wants to drive]  Forget it! Nobody can drive my car!

  [she drives off] 

  Gordon Goose : Especially her!

  [a few seconds later, Bo Peep drives back up again] 

  Little Bo Peep : I got lonely. You can drive.

  [Gordon gets into the driver's seat] 

• Little Bo Peep : Nowhere's not such a bad place, I've been there.

• Little Bo Peep : Your Majesty, we're very sorry to interrupt your merrymaking, but we have something very important to discuss with you.

  Old King Cole : [shouts]  Important! You insult me by requesting that I, Old King Cole, the merriest of soul, discuss something of importance? HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!

  [Silence stirs as the Minister sits him down and puts on his crown, Bo Peep and Gordon bow to him, suddenly Old King Cole laughs along with everyone else] 

  Old King Cole : Oh, I get it! A practical joke! I just love practical jokes!

• Little Bo Peep : It's time to boldly go where no cow has gone before.

  Gordon Goose : Okay, hang on! Whoa!

  [they speed off through space until Gordon screams seeing that they are headed into the Mother Goose book] 

  Little Bo Peep : Gordon, stop the cow! LOOK OUT!

  [They head inside the book and find themselves in the real world] 

  Gordon Goose : Where the blazes are we?

  Little Bo Peep : We're not in Rhymeland anymore.

• Little Bo Peep : Mistress Mary Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?

  Mary Quite Contrary : Oh, it's a mess! The silver bells aren't ringing, the cockleshells are being eaten by aphids, and the pretty maids are getting uglier by the minute. Mm! Besides, the rototiller's on the blink and the gophers are the size of Buicks.