The Boyfriend School (1990)

Shelley Long: Lizzie Potts

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• Lizzie Potts : No! Annabelle! Don't play with the space heater coil. Piglet, if you breath gas it will tie up all your available hemoglobin and there will be none left for oxygen transfer. Your lips and nail beds will turn cherry red and you'll die of carbon monoxide poisoning. I like to acquaint her with consequences.

• Lizzie Potts : Well it will all be history soon anyway. At five o' clock sharp, when he leaves his place on Caleechie Drive. 909 Caleechie Drive.

• Lizzie Potts : Oh great, look at this. Hungry Man, cup o' soup, cup o' stew, cop o' noodles...

  Gus Kubicek : Do you mind not indexing my garbage?

  Lizzie Potts : What's this?

  Gus Kubicek : Oh please, by all means, review my mail.

  Lizzie Potts : Get well cards?

  Gus Kubicek : When you're through, my diary is upstairs.

• Emily Pear : What's your daughters name?

  Lizzie Potts : Annabelle. Or piglet, mostly piglet.