Seinfeld (TV Series 1989–1998) Poster

(1989–1998)

Jerry Stiller: Frank Costanza

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  • Frank Costanza : Many Christmas' ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way.

    Cosmo Kramer : What happened to the doll?

    Frank Costanza : It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.

  • Frank Costanza : My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

    Elaine : You got that right.

    Frank Costanza : What the hell does that mean?

    Elaine : That means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

    Frank Costanza : You saying you want a piece of me?

    [hits his chest] 

    Elaine : I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

    Frank Costanza : [yelling]  You want a piece of me? You got it!

  • Frank Costanza : [yelling]  Serenity now. Serenity now.

    George Costanza : What is that?

    Frank Costanza : Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say: "SERENITY NOW"

    George Costanza : Are you supposed to yell it?

    Frank Costanza : The man on the tape wasn't specific.

  • Frank Costanza : I'm like the Phoenix, rising from Arizona.

  • Frank Costanza : Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

  • Elaine : You were born in Italy?

    Frank Costanza : Yeah, that's why I could never become president. That's also why, from an early age, I never had any interest in politics. I refuse to vote. THEY DON'T WANT ME, I DON'T WANT THEM.

  • Frank Costanza : George, festivus is your heritage!

  • Frank Costanza : I am not allowing my wife to date a bra salesman.

    Estelle Costanza : Hey, he only sells them, he doesn't wear them.

  • Frank Costanza : I have been performing feats of strength all morning.

  • [about Festivus] 

    Cosmo Kramer : What do you use for decoration?

    Frank Costanza : An aluminum pole. I find tinsel distracting.

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