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Geoffrey Butler • Self
- Geoffrey: [handing Carlton a big brown bag] Master Carlton, I have to take this tray up to your mother, so on your way out, would you mind taking out the garbage?
- Carlton: Do I look like Roc?
- Will: [sitting at the kitchen table] I don't know, Carlton. Maybe if you shaved your head bald and sanded down the square part.
- Carlton: [ignores Will and hands Ashley the bag] Ashley, you take out the garbage!
- Ashley Banks: Why me?
- Carlton: Because I'm bigger than you.
- Will: See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.
- Carlton: They're not lifts. I doubled up on my Odor-Eaters.
- Ashley Banks: [Carlton walks out of the kitchen while Ashley is holding the trash bag; Hilary walks into the kitchen and Ashley hands her the bag] Here, Hilary, you take it out!
- Hilary: Out where?
- Ashley Banks: To the trash cans! You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car?
- Hilary: Oh, thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids!
- [Hilary takes the brown garbage bag from Ashley]
- Hilary: THIS IS GROSS! I don't touch greasy, disgusting things!
- Will: Well, just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards.
- Hilary: [Hilary walks up to Will and shoves the trash bag to him] You take it!
- Will: Yo, girl!
- Hilary: And for your information, dinner comes first!
- [Hilary walks out of the kitchen]
- Will: Oh, it's like that, right? You're just gonna slam garbage at me!
- [Uncle Phil walks in the room]
- Phillip Banks: Good morning, Will.
- Will: Good morning, Uncle Phil.
- [Will hands Phil the dirty garbage bag]
- Will: Here's your lunch!
- Phillip Banks: [Phil takes the bag and walk out of the house] Thank you!
- Will: [very first lines of the show]
- [opens the front door and hugs Geoffrey]
- Will: Uncle Phil! Man! How are you doing?
- Geoffrey: I am not your uncle Philip...
- Will: My fault, man! I must have got the wrong crib. I didn't know there were so many brothers living in this neighborhood! We're doing all right, huh?
- Geoffrey: You have the right house. I am Geoffrey, your uncle's butler.
- Will: Okay. Well, I-
- [pause]
- Will: "Cheerio" and all that rot!
- [laughs]
- Vivian Banks: [stressed out from being pregnant] I can't do this anymore.
- Will: Look, me neither! I mean, getting woke up in the middle of the night by a naked man running around the house!
- Geoffrey: I'm sorry! I thought you were all asleep!
- Will: Not you, G...
- Geoffrey: Oh, never mind!
- Vivian Banks: Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time.
- Will: But Uncle Phil was *naked* Aunt Viv!
- Phillip Banks: [annoyed] Shut up, Will!