Uncle Buck (1989)

Mike Starr: Pooter-the-Clown

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Quotes 

• Buck : What, did you have a few drinks this morning? Huh? Yeah, I think you did.

  Pooter-the-Clown : What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?

  Buck : No, no. It's just that I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids. You know?

  Pooter-the-Clown : I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god!

  Buck : Get in your mouse, and get out of here.

  Pooter-the-Clown : Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life-lying-four-flushing-sack-of-shit.

  [Buck punches him, gets back up like an inflatable clown, Pooter groans, Buck punches him again]