Uncle Buck (1989)
Gaby Hoffmann: Maizy Russell
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Quotes
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Maisy's Teacher : Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
[Maisy raises her hand]
Maisy's Teacher : Maisy?
Maisy Russell : My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maisy's Teacher : Honest?
Maisy Russell : Mm-Hmm.
Maisy's Teacher : Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?
Maisy Russell : He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maisy's Teacher : Blasphemer!
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Buck : Did you brush your teeth?
Miles : Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.
Buck : You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it. To see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.
[Miles imagines hearing sirens, Buck leaves]
Maisy Russell : If that's true, we're gonna really have to start brushing our teeth.
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Buck Russell : Do you think she hates me?
Maisy Russell : With a passion.
Buck Russell : Really? Do you think it's the hat?
Maisy Russell : No.
Buck Russell : No? A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I'll tell you a story about that on the way to school.
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Buck : [struggles to pick a hissing, fighting cat up out of the bushes] Come on.
[takes it into the house]
Buck : Hey who left the cat out?
Maisey Russell : We don't have a cat.
Buck : [takes the cat back out] Shoo.
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[Miles and Maisey watch Tia make out with her boyfriend]
Miles : That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!
Maisey Russell : I'll bet she's getting the tongue!
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Miles : You always kick me around, I'm an American and I have rights.
Tia : Maisey, do I kick you around?
Maisey Russell : No, but you said 'shit' twice, only once that counts though.
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Maisey Russell : I don't know why we need boys at all. They're so loud.
Miles Russell : [Off screen] Shut up!
Maisey Russell : Shut up, yourself!
Tia Russell : We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.
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Maisy Russell : They have rent-a-shoes!
Tia : And rent-a-foot disease!
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[first lines]
Tia : Get your bag off the table, people eat there.
Maisey Russell : People eat off of plates.
Tia : Don't give me any crap, Maizy.