Staying Together (1989)

Dinah Manoff: Lois Cook

Quotes 

• Lois Cook : You know, I've been thinkin' about that erection of yours. Are you, um, doing anything with it, say around eleven o'clock tonight? You know where I live? Bring it by.

• Duncan McDermott : [entering restaurant bathroom and pulling down his pants]  Hurry, Lois, we only got a couple minutes.

  Lois Cook : What? What're you doing?

  Duncan McDermott : Oh, Lois, don't pull the virgin bit again.

  Lois Cook : Speak for yourself, baby boy.

  Duncan McDermott : Lois, I'm hurting. I am BURNING. I have this erection. It is so big it's like one of those Thanksgiving Day balloons. If I don't do something about it soon - BANG! - I'll be left without a dick for the rest of my life! I'm only seventeen!

  Lois Cook : You're jail bait.

• Lois Cook : You'd poop your pants if I ever said yes.

  Duncan McDermott : [laughing]  You know, you're right. I'd better get back to work.