Meet the Feebles (1989)

Sebastian : [singing] Sodomy, you make think it really odd of me/ But I enjoy the act of sodomy/You may call the wrath of God on me/ But if you tried it then you might agree/ That you enjoy the act of sodomy.
Heidi : [Heidi destroys the "Garden of Love" set due to her overeating and clumsiness] It wasn't my fault!

Sebastian : You've been overeating again!

Heidi : [lying] No I haven't.

[Sebastian picks up cake wedge]

Sebastian : There is Black Forest Cherry Cake in your cleavage.

Heidi : [sheepishly] Oh. How did that get there?

Sebastian : You know what chocolate does to your system.

Heidi : [protesting] It was only a small wedge.

Sebastian : [angrily] Your contract specifically states you are forbidden to eat gateaux on the day of a performance.

Heidi : I was depressed.

Sebastian : [livid] You're depressed? We're going out live in three hours, for God's sake!

Heidi : Don't speak to me like that!

[throws Sebastian off her]

Heidi : You don't understand! None of you understand! Bletch! Bletch!

[runs off to Bletch's office]

Sebastian : [sadly] Suddenly, I feel very, very old.

[behind him, a patio collapses]
Dr. Quack : It's the *big one*, Harold!

Harry the Hare : I-it can't be! I've taken *precautions*!

Stuart Devenie: Sebastian, Dr. Quack, Daisy the Cow, Sandy the Chicken