- Harold Mendez: I hoped I had seen the last of you.
- Kirby Frye: Maybe you're hallucinating.
- Harold Mendez: If you ain't corn liquor, son, you're just a bad nightmare.
- Harold Mendez: How can you tell the difference?
- Kirby Frye: Because I can get over a hangover.
- Phil Sundeen: I thought you hired out to anybody with a price.
- Clay Jordan: So did I... but sometimes you get to thinking about things you thought you already knew.
- Chuluha: You move too quiet for a white man.
- Sheriff John Danaher: Well, maybe you make too much noise for an Indian.
- R.D. Tindal: Why, you've been a deputy here for 20 years and look at ya! You're insolent, you're illiterate, you haven't taken a bath in a month... and you dress like a buffalo hunter!
- Kirby Frye: I don't think you understood who I am, mister.
- Lt. Davis: Oh, we understand who you are. You're a horse's ass lawman who has just lost his badge. So I guess that just makes you a plain old horse's ass, doesn't it?
- Edith Hanasain: Frye must have done something really stupid.
- Haig Hanasain: Oh, he did! He tried to uphold the law in this piss-ant town.
- Dandy Jim: You got a plan?
- Kirby Frye: Sure! We ride in and they give themselves up.
- Dandy Jim: I see you've given this a lot of thought.