- Michael Spector: [after Sam and Lucy borrowed their car] Okay, let's have it. Your most paranoid fantasy.
- Linda Spector: I don't want to talk about it.
- Michael Spector: They disappear with the baby and the car, only stopping long enough to rip off a few convenience stores on the way home with a sawed-off shotgun. Am I getting close?
- Linda Spector: I don't appreciate this, Michael.
- Michael Spector: And we end up on Geraldo Rivera as the most gullible couple in America.