Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Damon Wayans: Zeebo

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Quotes 

• Zeebo : [imitating Candy]  Oh, my God. You're like totally black!

• Wiploc : Females!

  Zeebo : They're hairless.

  Wiploc : Who cares? They're round and bouncy. Bald thing, I think I love you.

• Woody : Oh! You should've seen me today, man. Nothing but radical rips all the way in. You want some slushy? Yeah, I was barely off my board when the wahines were all over me.

  Zeebo : Ew! Wahines!

  Woody : Wahines. You know, girls.

  Wiploc : Girls?

  Zeebo : You know girls?

  Woody : Does the woodburger know girls? Pinocchio got a wooden butt? I could fix you up with some bodacious chicks Just like that.

  Wiploc : Don't believe me?

  Zeebo : Like that.

  Woody : Come on. Let's hit the beach. Ride the wild bikinis!

• Woody : Hey, dudes, I just remembered something. What was it? Oh, yeah! At the beach today, they're having a Blonde-Of-The-Month contest.

  Zeebo : Blonde?

  Woody : Yeah, you know, Blonde beach bunnies. California's finest.

• Zeebo : My panty shields make me feel fresh all day.

  Candy : Are they straight?

  Valerie : I don't know. They're aliens!