Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Jeff Goldblum: Mac

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• Valerie : I didn't want you to think Earth girls were easy.

  Mac : What is "easy"?

  Valerie : [kissing him]  This is "easy".

• Mac : Are we limp and hard to manage?

• Mac : Joe, take us to hospital, please.

  Joe the Cop : Hey, clown, you're going to the slammer!

  Mac : [looks at Mike the cop, then at Valerie]  We go to slammer first.

  Valerie : [to Mac]  Listen, give them that love touch, then they'll come on to me. They'll be putty in my hands.

  Mac : You want sex with Joe and Mike?

  Valerie : No, no, just so we can get away. Do it, do it! You'll see.

• Valerie : Wait a minute. Are you like coming on to me? Is this a pass? Because, I mean, if it is, sex is like *totally* out of the question.

  Mac : What is sex?

  Valerie : Sex? You know, making love. A man and a woman like each other and they take their clothes off and...

  Mac : Okay.

  Valerie : Well, no! No, no, no! We can't, no, because, I mean, me and Ted are, uh, are, uh, well, I guess we're not, but, I mean, uh, we can't because, I mean, you're an alien and I'm from the valley and we may not even be, you know, anatomically correct for each other. That could be - a real problem.

  [looks at naked Mac's groin] 

  Valerie : No problem. But, I mean, uh, no, no, no. I mean, it just wouldn't work! You're from out of town. The phone bills would just be hell.