The Dream Team (1989)
Stephen Furst: Albert Ianuzzi
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Quotes
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[They are under a large cardboard box in the rain]
Henry : I think we should review our goals.
Billy : Review our goals. Wacko, we gotta find the doctor.
Henry : Who put you in charge? I'm in charge here.
Jack : Read the New Testament, Sparky. You'll find out who's in charge.
Billy : Get outta the way!
[They bump a pedestrian]
Billy : Albert, you step on my foot one more time, I'm gonna kill ya!
Albert : Kill the ump!
Jack : Why does a grown man have to smell like tuna fish?
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Henry : Dr. Newald's going to be very, very, very upset. I'm going to have to make a full report.
Jack McDermott : You're a sick man. It's a sickness of the soul.
[flips Henry the finger]
Jack McDermott : Put *this* in your report!
Albert : Foul ball!
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Billy : This is like asking Lassie a question. "Did Timmy fall into the well? Did he, girl?" Look, Albert... did they take Weitzman away in an ambulance?
Albert : [deep breath, then nods] Big inning.
Billy : That's a definite yes.
Jack : But all he said was "big inning."
Billy : Yeah, but he was nodding when he said it, right, Albert?
Albert : [nodding] Big inning.
Billy : See? All you had to do was learn how to talk, Albert.
