The Dream Team (1989)

Dennis Boutsikaris: Dr. Weitzman

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• Dr. Weitzman : There's about 65,000 seats up at that stadium. But I don't want you to get your hopes up, because they're all screwed down.

• Jack : You told me you played for the New York Rangers.

  Billy : Are you saying I didn't?

  Dr. Weitzman : Attacking a referee on the ice doesn't make you a hockey player either.

  Billy : That guy had no right to be an NHL referee!

  Dr. Weitzman : Although it did get you into our little group, didn't it?

• Billy : Can we go now?

  Dr. Weitzman : Billy, every week you get up and say, "Can we go now?" And every week I tell you we haven't heard from Albert yet.

  Billy : Nobody's ever heard from Albert. I've had better conversations with cheese.

• Billy : [about why he threw a chair through the window]  I'm sorry. I just flashed back to 'Nam.

  Dr. Weitzman : You never made it to Vietnam, Bill.

  Henry : He's too violent for Vietnam.

• Henry : [Holds up the cupcake Albert had stolen]  This is NOT okay.

  Dr. Weitzman : What's that?

  Henry : This is Brian's cupcake. Every day an innocent man is deprived of his dessertwhile we sit here and do nothing.

  Billy : [sarcastically]  Ooh, you could do some time for that, Big Al. Ooh! Brian's cupcake. Doc, I say we drag him outside and beat the shit out of him.

  Dr. Weitzman : Guys, guys, Brian isn't complaining so let's just drop it, alright? Don't worry about the cupcake, Albert.

• Dr. Weitzman : Hey Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?

  Billy : Are you kidding? I finished second at Daytona.

• Dr. Weitzman : Good, good. Next week we'll work on leaving all the rest of the pieces of paper in the world right where they are. You are gonna find out that chaos is O.K, Henry.

  Billy : Chaos is great.

• Dr. Weitzman : Henry, the kitchen made us some brownies. I'd like you to be in charge of passing them out.

  Henry : Okay,

  [points to Jack] 

  Henry : but none for the bishop of bullshit.

• Dr. Weitzman : [Billy has thrown chairs about, including one into the window]  Looks like one of our chairs tried to make a break for it, eh?

• Dr. Weitzman : [12:16]  Now, Jack, last time we had you set a goal for yourself.

  Jack McDermott : Well my original goal was to rid the world of Satan's influence and to bring Jesus Christ into the advertising business, where he belongs.

  Dr. Weitzman : Yes but I think the revised version was to set a goal for Jack McDermott, not Jesus Christ.

  Henry : Dr. Weitzman, he's still walking around naked. I think he still has a long way to go.

  Billy : For a guy who runs the universe, I think he's scared shitless.

  Billy : Let me ask you a question, you rose yourself up from the dead, right? Now did the agency give you some extra perks for that or just those extra three days off?

  Jack McDermott : You weren't there! I was pulling down 100 big ones a year while you and Satan were out chasing Darryl Hannah!