The Simpsons (TV Series 1989– ) Poster

(1989– )

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Cecile Shapiro, Grandma Flanders, 'Share my locker', Alive Character #2, Angelica Button, Angry Crowd, Anonymous Students, Apple, Becky Thatcher, Bessie, Child Crowd, Child at Dentist's, Connie Appleseed, Cosine, Crowd Members, Dil, Driver, Eliza Simpson, Estonian Dwarf as Lisa, Francine Rhenquist, Gabriel, Genital Snurfs, Improv Shakespeare Actress #2, Inanimate Carbon Rod #2, Itchy & Scratchy Show End Credits Singers, Jake Boyman, Kate, Lisa Cactus, Lisa Jr., Lisa's Granddaughter, Lisa's Guilt, Lisa's Mindsets, Lisabello, Lisanardo da Vinci, Lisandra, Lizzie Albertson, Maggie Simpson, Malibu Kevin, Marge's Friend #1, Nuclear Waste, Pagan Daughter, Pahasatira Nahasapeemapetilon, Retirement Party Singers, Rudy Huxtable, Sacajawea, Salieri, Shouting Crowd, Shouting Teachers, Siddmartha, Singing Choir, Singing Crowd, Snow White, Surgery Audience, Tracey Ullman Lisa Simpson, Voice Activated Search Machine, Woman in Queue, Yay Crowd, Yeardley Smith, Zia Simpson

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Quotes 

  • Lisa : Dad, just for once don't you want to try something new?

    Homer : Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.

  • Barney : I'm just saying that when we die, there'll be a planet for the French, a planet for the Germans, and we'll all be a lot happier!

    Lisa : Mr Gumble, you're upsetting me!

    Barney : No I'm not!

  • Homer : Its been three days and my mind is clearer, my sperm count is up and I'm able to recognise simple shapes and patterns.

    Lisa : Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.

  • Homer : [proud of the Bear patrol]  Not a Bear in sight! The Bear patrol is working like a charm.

    Lisa : That's specious reasoning, Dad.

    Homer : Thank you, honey.

    Lisa : By that logic, I could say this rock keeps tigers away!

    Homer : Oh yeah, how does it work?

    Lisa : It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?

    Homer : Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock...

  • Bart : Lisa made me do it. She cast a witch's spell on me.

    Lisa : It's spelled Wicca, and it's empowering.

    Bart : Wicca is just a Hollywood fad.

    Lisa : That's Kabbala, jerk.

  • Care Home Nurse : [having sabotaged a computer game system]  Well excuse us for making the worst job in the World a little easier. The terrible pay, the constant presence of Death.

    Lisa : But you can't stop them from having their fun!

    Care Home Nurse : They should have had their fun before they got here!

  • Homer : Your suitcase is kinda light, Lisa.

    Lisa : Maybe you're getting stronger.

    Homer : Well, I have been eating more.

  • Lisa : History is written by the winners, Dad.

    Homer : I thought it was written by losers.

  • [repeated line] 

    Bart , Lisa : AAAAAAH! SIDESHOW BOB!

  • Lisa : I suppose you could say I'd like to bring the Milhouse out in Nelson.

    Milhouse : But I'm ALL Milhouse!

  • Lisa : You can't take revenge on an animal! That's the whole point of "Moby Dick"!

    Homer : The point of "Moby Dick" is "Be yourself"...

  • Professor Frink : The Nobel Prize! It must be for my hammer which is also a screwdriver, which is mildly convenient.

    Lisa : Just for that?

    Professor Frink : It was a slow year.

  • [repeated line] 

    Lisa : If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room.

  • Lisa : [afraid she has the Simpsons' stupidity gene]  Is there something I can do to change my DNA like sit on a microwave?

    Dr Hibbert : ...Not according to any movie I've ever seen.

  • Lisa : [environmental presentation]  There will be no Springfield in 20 years! The sea levels will rise, drowning the lowlands! Fields that once fed the World will be reduced to Deserts! And in the New Ninevah, DARKNESS FALLS!

  • Homer : But Lisa, if this works all Daddy's lies will be true. Don't you want all of Daddy's lies to be true?

    Lisa : I want a Daddy who lives in the real World!

    Homer : To Daddy, the real World gets fainter and fainter every day...

  • Lisa : [Marge's Life Coach]  And because therapists don't have families, you can call them day or night!

  • Lisa : These are my friends, grown up nerds like Gore Vidal.

  • Lisa : Sometimes I think I was born into the wrong family.

  • Lisa : First Prize! First Prize!

    Bart : [waking up]  What are you doing?

    Lisa : Just messing with your mind.

  • Lisa : I know I'll never be great, but shouldn't I try?

    Principal Skinner : No.

  • Lisa : [Yearbook]  I edited the whole thing!

    Nelson : If you hadn't done it, some other loser would have.

  • Lisa : You're not listening!

    The Rich Texan : I never do! Yee-haw!

    [shoots in the air and dances] 

  • Lisa : Wait a minute, how could Frank Grimes have a son?

    Frank Grimes Jnr : He liked the whores, okay?

  • Lisa : This family isn't great at recognizing achievement.

    Bart : Now I see why you're so mad all the time.

  • Lisa : Don't spend your last day with Santa's Little Helper tormenting him! Frolick with him.

See also

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