Maid Marian and Her Merry Men (1989–1994)
Adam Morris: Robin
Quotes
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Marian : [Robin's in prison, and he thinks Marian is a traitor. Marian has got the key to open the cell door and she is outside trying to save him] Robin, Robin where are you?
Robin : That's *my* business, I think.
Marian : It's me, Marian.
Robin : What do you want? Got bored canoodling with our deadly enemies, have you? Snogged so many Normans you've run out of lipsil?
Marian : What are you talking about? I've got the key! I've come to set you free!
Robin : I'd rather stay in here, thank you, Miss Traitor.
Marian : Don't be silly.
[she proceeds to open the door]
Robin : Don't touch that door! Guards! Guards! Help! There's a woman trying to set me free!
Marian : Robin, do you really want to have your head chopped off?
Robin : Yes, if it means I don't have to look at your double-crossing face again, yes, I certainly do.
[she proceeds to open the door again]
Robin : Guards, guards, quick! She's got the key in the door!
Marian : [she enters the cell] Robin, do you really want to be sliced into more pieces than a package of garlic sausage?
The Sheriff : [sneaking up from behind] Apparently, he does, my little vixen.
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Marian : [hanging in the dungeon] Help! Help!
[gives up]
Marian : Well, this is it I suppose. Oooh, how embarrassing to be put to death when your mother's staying! Why couldn't someone save me? Anyone'd do! As long as he was good looking, and a bit, you know, sulky, with a couple of day's stubble and a pair of really tight-
Robin : [bursts through the door] Don't worry! I, Robin of Kensington, will save you!
Marian : Oh, Blimey, not *you*! I'd rather stay up *here*, thanks!
Robin : But you were shouting for help!
Marian : No I *wasn't* !
Robin : You *were*!
Marian : I was not so!
