Darius McCrary acreditado por interpretar...
Eddie Winslow
- Steve Urkel: The woman's been flirting with me.
- Waldo: She has?
- Steve Urkel: Oh yeah, just last week, she actually telephoned me in the middle of the night.
- Eddie: Steve, your house was on fire!
- Boyd Higgins: Name's Boyd Higgins, but ym friends call me Buck!
- Eddie: Name's Eddie Winslow, but my friends call me... Eddie.
- Rodney Beckett: I'm Rodney, but my friends call me Rod-meister.
- Steve Urkel: And I'm Steve Urkel! And I don't get many calls!
- Carl: What's up?
- Steve Urkel: Well, actually, this is Eddie's story. All you'll hear from me is an occasional, 'Mmmhmm, that's right.'
- Eddie: That's enough, Steve.
- Steve Urkel: Mmmhmm, that's right.
- Steve Urkel: Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time?
- Eddie: Steve, I just got dumped.
- Steve Urkel: Oh, good! Then you're free!
- Laura: We're not going anywhere. Uh, we're, uh, playin' hide and seek!
- Eddie: Hide and seek! That's it!
- Steve Urkel: Oh great! My parents play this with me all the time! Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name!
- Eddie: I don't see what getting beat up is gonna prove.
- Steve Urkel: That's because you don't know what it's like being small. No one's ever called you 'shrimp'. Big guys have never played keep away with your hat on a cold day. During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class sign. And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. I mean, I'm a fast runner, Eddie, but sooner or later, you just gotta stop running.
- Steve Urkel: I had my first allergy attack when I was nine. I was on the bus on the way to day camp when all of a sudden my eyes started to water and I started coughing up all this green stuff. Or was it yellow? Mucus comes in so many colors.
- Eddie: Steve, I'm tryin' to eat.
- Steve Urkel: What'd I say?
- Eddie: [while Eddie and Carl where doing wiring for the satelite dish] Be Careful with those wires Dad. You don't want to get fried.
- Carl: Son, I am no neophyte when it comes to electronics. This wire will be connected to this cord and this cord is not plugged in.
- Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy!
- [plugs the cord into the socket]
- Carl, Eddie: [after Carl gets shocked from the electrical current] STEVE!
- Steve Urkel: Have you guys seen Laura?
- Eddie: Nope.
- Waldo: Sure you have. Pretty girl, dark hair... your sister for God's sake!
- Eddie: I meant, I haven't seen her today.
- Waldo: Ohh... Cool.
- Eddie: As a starting forward of the school team, it's my duty to play round ball... not nerd ball.
- Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself.
- [looking through a vacation pamphlet]
- Eddie: Look at those beaches.
- Laura: Look a those sunsets.
- Rachel Crawford: Look at those men.
- Carl: Look at that buffet.