Twins (1988)

Marshall Bell: Webster

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Quotes 

• Julius Benedict : Wait a minute. You forgot the third rule in a crisis situation.

  Webster : What third rule?

  Vincent Benedict : Third rule?

  Julius Benedict : Yeah, third rule.

  Vincent Benedict : [notices the crane above Webster]  Oooh! The third rule.

  Webster : What's the third rule?

  Julius Benedict , Vincent Benedict : Duck!

  [Vincent hits the crane switch which drops a pile of chains on Webster burying him] 

  Vincent Benedict : Yo! Holy shmoly! Now there's a man with a lot on his mind.

• Burt Klane : [knocking at the door]  Open up, Vince. Come on, we know you're in there, we just wanna talk to you.

  Bob Klane : [Klane Brothers come bursting in]  Howdy!

  Burt Klane : [to Webster]  Who are you?

  Webster : That's not really important, is it? I was just feeding the cat and then I was gonna leave.

  Burt Klane : [Firmly]  I asked you a question.

  Webster : Well who are you?

  Bob Klane : We're the Klane Brothers. That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob.

  Webster : Interesting gene pool.

  Burt Klane : Don't cast aspersions of my family.

  Webster : Oh I beg your pardon, but you're looking for Vince Benedict, right?

  Burt Klane : Right.

  Webster : My Vince Benedict?

  [Burt and Morris look at one another] 

  Webster : So what difference does it make who I am?

• Webster : [On Vince's trail, Webster has come to his house, and finds it empty, save for Julius, the cat]  Well what have we here? What a cute little kitty! So, where's Daddy?

  Webster : [Picking up the cat, he finds the information Vince wrote down in the trash basket. He holds it up to read it]  Well, well, well. Thank you very much...