Annabeth Gish aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
- Daisy: Just what the hell do you two do together, anyway? That's what I'd like to know.
- Katherine: If I told you, it would sound stupid.
- Daisy: It would sound pathetic! Daddy boffing the baby-sitter is a *really* old story. It happens all the time.
- Katherine: [almost runs into Daisy, while holding a hot pizza] Watch it, Daisy!
- Daisy: What? Think I got eyes in my butt?
- Katherine: That's where your brains are!
- [giving a pizza to Kat]
- Daisy: Say hello to Mom for me.
- Katherine: No, I'll be late for my interview.
- Daisy: Well, then you better hurry!
- Katherine: I've been three times this week.
- Daisy: Four, and you go to Heaven.
- [Kat leaves]
- Daisy: Kat, such a good girl. Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?
- Daisy: You're a real lush. Yeah, you screw ten guys a weekend, too.
- Katherine: No, that's your department.
- Daisy: You're damn straight it's my department.
- Tim: Do you drive, Kat?
- Katherine: Yeah.
- Tim: Let's see, anything else? Is there a history of insanity in the family?
- Katherine: They say it skips a generation.
- Tim: When can you start?
- Daisy: Looks to me like he's putting the moves on you.
- Katherine: You're disgusting.
- Daisy: Okay, I'm disgusting. But, just in case.
- [leaves, returns, smiles, throws Kat a box of condoms]
- Daisy: The guy wears 'em.
- Katherine: Daisy!
- [throws them back]
- Jojo: I bet if we had designer pizza...
- Leona: It'd taste like that magazine there.
- Jojo: Oh, come on, Leona. A little dry white wine, some smoked clams, some sun-dried tomatoes...
- Daisy: I think we should do it, Leona.
- Leona: Listen, young ladies. We have the real thing right here. The Mystic Pizza. Spices from the Algarve back in Portugal. My grandfather taught my father how to make it. And my father taught me. And one of these days, when I retire, I just might teach one of you. It's tradition. And...
- Jojo, Daisy, Katherine, Leona: You don't monkey with tradition!
- Daisy: Amen!
- Jojo: Gosh, you know something? I get really turned on just looking at his wrists.
- Katherine: His wrists?
- Jojo: Yes, his wrists. I don't know why. They're so thick and they're strong. Oh, I don't know. Maybe there's something the matter with me.
- Daisy: I think so.
- Daisy: It's all right. It's gonna be tough, but you're gonna be all right.
- Katherine: I just feel so stupid! Why does it hurt so much?
- Jojo: Kat, look. There's a comet. Right there.
- Katherine: No, that's just a shooting star.
- Daisy: [sarcastically] It's thrilling.
- Katherine: You see, a comet looks more like a tadpole. It's got a round head and a long blazing tail.
- Daisy: I know what one looks like. A sperm. A big sperm. She's got one on the ceiling. She goes to sleep every night with a giant sperm flying over her head.
- Jojo: You know what? Ten years from now, she's going to be a very famous astrologer and who are you going to be, Daisy?
- Katherine: It's "astronomer".
- Daisy, Katherine, Jojo: [singing] Ooh your kisses, Sweeter than honey, But guess what? So is my money, All I want you to do for me, Is give it to me...
- Daisy: You really believe this 30-year-old guy is gonna leave his wife for you and live happily ever after with you? You're livin' in a *fuckin'* romance novel, Kat.
- Katherine: Oh, yeah. Boffing, fucking, screwing. The great Daisy. Nobody's fool. Why don't you start taking cash for your services? It would be more honest!
- Daisy: [slaps Kat] Wipe your conscience.
