I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
Isaac Hayes: Hammer
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Quotes
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Hammer : How may I help you sir?
Rib Joint Customer : How much for an order of ribs?
Hammer : Two Fifty
Rib Joint Customer : Two Fifty? How many ribs do I get with that?
Hammer : Ahhh, about five
Rib Joint Customer : Five
[does math on his hand]
Rib Joint Customer : So I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh?
Hammer : Yeeaaa, about
Rib Joint Customer : K, lemme get one
Hammer : Right on
[yells to the cook]
Hammer : One order
Slammer : One order of ribs
Rib Joint Customer : No, no... no, no... one rib
Hammer : [Holds up finger] One. Rib.
Rib Joint Customer : I sure am hungry
Hammer : Uhhhh, make that... one... rib... to go
Slammer : One rib?
Hammer : One rib...
[sigh]
Hammer : What else?
Rib Joint Customer : You got any soda?
Hammer : [says slowly] One... dolla...
Rib Joint Customer : Aww, come'on now... look out for a brotha... man... come'on... Hey check this out, why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents
Hammer : [Pissed] My cups cost more than fifteen cents!
Rib Joint Customer : Alright, F - - the cup, pour it in my hands for a dime
Hammer : [Grabs him by his shirt] Look you greasy hair Jheri curl wearin - - Pay me & get the hell out of my store
Rib Joint Customer : [Takes out change, counts it] ...
[Then, pulls out a HUGE wad of bills]
Rib Joint Customer : ... You got change for a hundred
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Hammer : Check this out. We are businessmen now.
John Slade : Give me a break. You two big motherfuckers in here making red beans and grits is business?
Hammer : Damn, Slade. You sure know how to piss on a man's parade.