Jason Hervey credited as playing...
Wayne Arnold
- Wayne Arnold: [Wayne's friend Wart has returned shell-shocked from Vietnam and is sitting on a bench in just boxers and dog tags] What's wrong, buddy?
- Wart: Nothing seems to fit any more.
- Wayne Arnold: [Wayne takes his shirt off and offers it to his friend] Here you go. Wear mine.
- Wayne Arnold: [walking in with a fire hat and vacum cleaner] HAMSTER PATROL!
- Kevin Arnold: Get outta here Wayne!
- Wayne Arnold: Mom told you to clean up after those little rodents!