Sat, Jun 6, 1992
The guys watch an updated version of "Marooned (1969)" about three astronauts trapped in a space capsule that is quickly losing oxygen. On the Satellite of Love, the guys debate what they would do if they had to sacrifice themselves.
Sat, Jun 13, 1992
Joel and crew can't settle on which of two film actors in the giant carnivorous lizard movie "The Giant Gila Monster (1959)" are more like TV actor Tige Andrews or comedian David Miller.
Sat, Jun 20, 1992
Joel and the bots watch "City Limits (1984)," a film about teenage gang battling.a corporation for control of an abandoned city. Crow sings a song about his love to Kim Cattrall, and the guys try their hand at a trivia game.
Sat, Jun 27, 1992
Joel and the Bots discover the difference between real and "reel" life, how to dispose of snacks in space, a real boss visitor, and how JFK can wreck a fashion show while also watching the classic "Teenagers from Outer Space (1959)."
Sat, Jul 18, 1992
Joel and the Bots get water on the brain after an episode of "Undersea Kingdom (1936)" and Roger Corman's moldy horror flick, "Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)."
Sat, Jul 25, 1992
A small town cowpoke straightens out some rowdy kids by making them put on a rodeo show in "Junior Rodeo Daredevils (1949)" while a group of drunken scientists battle with dogs dressed as rabid shrews in "The Killer Shrews (1959)."
Sat, Aug 1, 1992
Joel and the Bots watch a greased-up Steve Reeves get hypnotized and seduced by an Evil Queen in "Hercules Unchained (1959)." The crew presents the Steve-O-Meter at the invention exchange and ponder the meaning of Hercules movies.
Sat, Aug 15, 1992
In the second installment of "Undersea Kingdom (1936)," the explorers are threatened by soldiers from Atlantis. Then, in "Indestructible Man (1956)," an executed criminal goes on a rampage after being resurrected by mad scientists.
Sat, Aug 22, 1992
Joel and the Bots have another outing with Hercules in "Hercules Against the Moon Men (1964)." This time, Hercules faces off with a moon men cult who unleash a sandstorm on Earth. The Mads explain deep hurting while Joel and the Bots sing a song about pants.
Sat, Aug 29, 1992
The crew pokes fun as a knight and his adopted mother try to save a damsel from an evil wizard in "The Magic Sword (1962)." Joel and the Bots get into the spirit of things by making medieval costumes.
Sat, Sep 12, 1992
The guys face off against Hercules once again as the strong man fights evil Queen Antinea to get his son back in "Hercules and the Captive Women (1961)." Joel and the Bots play with some lousy action figures and finally lay the Hercules series to rest.
Sat, Sep 19, 1992
Joel and the Bots watch an early episode of the soap opera behemoth "General Hospital (1963)" before watching "Manhunt in Space (1956)," a movie made of several edited television episodes about space pirates.
Sat, Sep 26, 1992
In "Tormented (1960)," a pianist thinks he has finally escaped his demanding mistress when she dies after a fall but her ghost comes back to haunt him and his fiancée. Joel gets stuck in a ventilation duct and the Bots are no help.
Thu, Nov 26, 1992
Joel and the Bots watch another segment from early "General Hospital (1963)" before watching "The Beatniks (1958)," a film about a wanna-be singer trying to get away from his hoodlum friends. The Bots have a slumber party.
Thu, Nov 26, 1992
Astronauts find a civilization almost entirely populated by women on one of the moons of Jupiter in "Fire Maidens of Outer Space (1956)." Joel and the Bots end up in over their heads when Timmy the Dark Crow starts causing trouble on the Satellite of Love.
Sat, Nov 28, 1992
The crew pokes fun at another segment of "General Hospital (1963)" before watching an astronaut attempt to stop two planets from colliding with each other in "Crash of Moons (1954)." The guys read Crow's screenplay and have a chat on the Hexfield.
Sat, Dec 5, 1992
A pair of teens discover a band of multi-eyed aliens in "Attack of the Eye Creatures (1967)." Crow and Tom work through their "best friends" stage and the guys lament how much the filmmakers didn't care. The Mads get a visit from Larry Buchanan in Deep 13.
Sat, Dec 12, 1992
Joel and the Bots watch "Johnny at the Fair (1947)," a short about a little boy wandering at the Canadian National Exhibition. They then watch "The Rebel Set (1959)" about a shop owner, who convinces three losers to help him rob an armored car.
Sat, Dec 26, 1992
Joel and the Bots watch an alien infiltrate a scientist's human duplicator machine in "The Human Duplicators (1964)." The guys make spaceships from household objects and Servo shows off his duplicating skills.
Sat, Jan 9, 1993
The crew muses about a wacky short in "Circus on Ice (1954)." Then they watch "Monster a Go-Go (1965)" where a radiated astronaut has returned to Earth as a giant mutant. In the invention exchange, Joel presents non-violent action figures.
Sat, Jan 16, 1993
Joel and the Bots learn the ins and outs of the circus in the short "Here Comes the Circus (1946)" and then try to make sense of the Nordic fairy tale film "The Day the Earth Froze (1959). Joel and the Bots take a family photo.
Sat, Jan 23, 1993
The guys check out the first installment of the short "Hired! (1940)" where a car sales manager tries to boost sales. Later, the guys watch a mad scientist's experiments attract the attention of press and police in "Bride of the Monster (1955)."
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Sat, Jan 30, 1993
The Mads present the satellite people a film so bad that apologies are sent, and Tom Servo goes off his nut from it: After finishing "Hired! (1940)," they are presented the abysmal "Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)."