Slugs (1988)
Michael Garfield: Mike Brady
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Quotes
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Mike Brady : Brady and I are going to go kill some man-eating slugs. But I tell you what, when I do get back, how about if we get naked and get crazy?
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Mike Brady : Sheriff, you don't mind if I smoke do you?
Sheriff Reese : I sure as hell do, Brady. You can muck up your own lungs if you want but don't mess with mine, goddammit.
Sheriff Reese : [Brady throws his cigarettes out the window] Today's your lucky day, Brady.
Mike Brady : Oh really, why's that?
Sheriff Reese : Littering's a $500 fine in this state, don't let me catch you doing it again.
Mike Brady : Sheriff, you know what they found in those candies you're eating? Rat shit and maggot's eggs!
Sheriff Reese : [Sheriff spits the candy out the window] Pfffttt!
Mike Brady : Oh, now sheriff... littering! That's a $500 fine!
Sheriff Reese : Son of a bitch.
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Mike Brady : Now maybe, just maybe, we're dealing with a mutant form of slug here, a kind that eats meat!
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Kim Brady : Did you hear? About Harold and Jean Morris?
Mike Brady : Nope, why?
Kim Brady : They're dead.
Mike Brady : Ah, come on now...
Kim Brady : Yeah, I heard it on the news. There was some sort of explosion in their greenhouse. They were both inside.
Mike Brady : Wha-Wait a second, how'd this happen?
Kim Brady : No one knows.
Mike Brady : Ah, Jesus. They were nice people. I liked them a lot.
Kim Brady : I know, I did too.
Mike Brady : [long pause as Brady looks down at the garden] So what are you doing out here anyway?