The Monster Squad (1987)
Brent Chalem: Horace
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Quotes
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Horace : Wolfman's got nards!
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Scary German Guy : [as Sean, Patrick, and Horace are leaving Scary German Guy's house] I expect you boys thought I was some kind of monster myself, mm? A vampire, perhaps? That's quite all right. But I am not, you know. If I were a vampire, then I wouldn't have a reflection...
[points to mirror, where he is clearly visible]
Scary German Guy : ... now would I?
Horace : Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.
Scary German Guy : Now that you mention it, I suppose I do.
[Scary German Guy closes door, revealing a concentration camp tattoo on his wrist]
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Horace : [to Sean] Scary German guy is bitchin'!
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Sean : I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!
Rudy : So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?
Sean : No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe
Rudy : Yeah but if they shot him?
Sean : It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.
Eugene : Mummy came in my house!
Sean : Guys, Dracula might be here too.
Patrick : Oh man, Fat Kid farted!
Horace : Did not!
Sean : God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!