Laurie Faso credited as playing...
Tunnel Rat
- Beach-head: You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and - hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, Lt. Falcon?
- Jinx: Terrific question!
- Big Lob: Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker... weird stuff.
- Tunnel Rat: I think he had a date or something.
- General Hawk: Lt. Falcon, I don't know how an arrogant misfit like you got into this outfit in the first place!
- Tunnel Rat: [whispering] Are they going to shoot Falcon?
- Law: No. This is just a preliminary hearing.
- General Hawk: Three Joes injured and Serpentor freed by some bizarre new enemy, all because YOU can't follow orders! Your record is a shameful parade of insubordination and gross dereliction of duty. We searched your files in the hopes of finding SOME act of merit to offset the maximum penalty. We found... none!
- Duke: [stepping down from the gallery] If it please the court, I ask that the defendant be spared.
- General Hawk: On what grounds?
- Lt. Falcon: [grabbing Duke's arm] Duke... don't.
- Duke: [pulls away] I just know that deep inside, there's a Joe worth saving; Falcon is my half-brother.
- General Hawk: [shock and surprise reverberates through the courtroom] We should confer on this. Duke, you may remove the defendant.
- [Falcon and Duke step outside]
- Lt. Falcon: [angrily] Don't do me any more favors, "big-brother"!
- Jinx: Falcon! Duke's just trying to help!
- Lt. Falcon: How? By busting my chops every chance he gets?
- Duke: I promised our mother I would keep an eye on him. Maybe I shouldn't have taken the job.
- [Falcon clenches his fist]
- Tunnel Rat: He did the crime, he oughta do the time!
- Big Lob: Now *you* might get penalized for his screw-up!
- Lt. Falcon: Hey! Nobody's going to take the fall for me! I don't need your help!
- [grabs Duke by the shoulders]
- Lt. Falcon: STAY OUT OF MY LIFE!
- Low Light: [door hisses open] Showtime!
- General Hawk: [inside the courtroom] Lt. Falcon, it is the judgment of this tribunal that you *not* be turned over for court-martial.
- [Falcon and Duke express surprise]
- General Hawk: However, you still must answer for the severity of the charges against you. Falcon, you're going to learn what it means to be a Joe even if it kills you. I'm sending you to the Slaughterhouse!
- [bangs gavel]