The Chipmunk Adventure (1987)

Ross Bagdasarian Jr.: David Seville, Alvin Seville, Simon Seville

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Quotes 

• David Seville : I'm just calling to see how everything is.

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Oh, everything is fine. It's quiet as a mouse around here.

  David Seville : Alvin's behaving himself?

  Miss Rebecca Miller : He is? Well, that's good.

  David Seville : Could I talk to the boys?

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Well, I don't see why not.

  David Seville : Is Alvin available?

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Available for what?

  David Seville : To talk?

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Well, how should I know?

  David Seville : Look, Miss Miller, I just called to see if everything was all right.

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Everything's fine, David.

  David Seville : Well, give the boys my love.

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Why don't you give them your love?

  David Seville : Well, are they available?

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Available for what?

  David Seville : Never mind. Nice talking to you, Miss Miller.

  Miss Rebecca Miller : You too, David. And David? Get some rest, will you?

  [they both hang up] 

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Oh, that poor man is losing his marbles.

• Theodore Seville : Simon? I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.

  Simon Seville : It's called "guilt," Theodore.

• Simon Seville : Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain.

  [the balloon lands in a tree] 

  Simon Seville : Like I said, "in the tree!"

• [last lines] 

  Alvin Seville : But, Dave! They owe us out $100,000!

  David Seville : Not now, Alvin.

  Alvin Seville : But, they've got $5 million in diamonds! Don't we get anything?

  David Seville : Alvin!

  Alvin Seville : But, we just cracked a huge smuggling ring!

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Shut up, Alvin!

  Alvin Seville : Okay, okay. We'll give you half.

  David Seville : [yells]  ALVIN!

• Alvin Seville : What is it, Simon?

  Simon Seville : It's ancient writing that says, "Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty"... That doesn't make any sense. Oh, how silly of me! It's eyes before eats except after teeth. I got it reversed, it says, "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon."

  [the full moon comes into view] 

  Alvin & Simon : Oh no!

  Simon Seville : They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!

  Alvin Seville : Over my dead body!

  [cut to a scene where Alvin, Simon and Theodore are being held over a crocodile pit] 

  Simon Seville : You mean over OUR dead bodies!

• Simon Seville : Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller.

  Miss Rebecca Miller : I wouldn't think of it. Besides, driving relaxes me.

• David Seville : Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?

  Alvin Seville : Me!

  David Seville : Alvin, we've been over this a million times!

  Alvin Seville : Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!

  Simon Seville : The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.

  Alvin Seville : You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is!

  [Leaping onto Dave's feet] 

  Alvin Seville : Please! Take me with you, Dave!

  David Seville : Alvin, for the last time. This is strictly a business trip. It's just not practical. Besides, I hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone.

  [a car is heard screeching and crashing] 

  Simon Seville : Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?

• Simon Seville : I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.

  Theodore Seville : Two packages!

• Theodore Seville : [to Simon as he's hanging out of the balloon]  Better get in, Simon!

  Simon Seville : Why didn't I think of that?

  Alvin Seville : Do you know how to work this thing, Simon?

  Simon Seville : Not a clue, Alvin.

• Theodore Seville : Isn't Rio beautiful?

  Alvin Seville : We're in Mexico, Theodore.

  Theodore Seville : Oh. That's what I mean.

• Alvin Seville : I love Athens! The nightlife, the girls, the excitement!

  Simon Seville : Alvin, you've never been to Athens.

  Alvin Seville : Well, it looks like a city I would love.

• Simon Seville : Have you guys been having any trouble along the way?

  Jeanette Miller : Well, there was this guy...

  [Brittany slaps her mouth shut] 

  Brittany Miller : We've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?

  Simon Seville : Well, actually, I get the feeling...

  [Alvin slaps his mouth shut] 

  Alvin Seville : It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we have is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

  Jeanette Miller : No.

  Brittany Miller : Sure we do!

  Alvin Seville : [laughs]  No, you don't.

  Brittany Miller : All right, Mister Popularity! How much you want to bet we can out "rock and roll" you?

  Simon Seville : We've got to keep these two apart!

• Alvin Seville : [Grabbing Theodore for a sing-off with the Chipettes]  Come on, Theodore!

  Theodore Seville : [Reaching back toward the counter he was standing at]  But... my couscous!

• Klaus Furschtien : Excuse us, but we couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

  Claudia Furschtien : We were just wondering if you really could win a race around the world.

  Brittany Miller : I would!

  Alvin Seville : Not a chance!

  Klaus Furschtien : I know she could win.

  Claudia Furschtien : Would you like to make a little wager?

  Klaus Furschtien : Why not?

  [to Brittany] 

  Klaus Furschtien : I bet a million dollars on this cutie.

  Claudia Furschtien : [to Alvin]  And I bet on this handsome gentleman.

  Alvin Seville : A million dollars? You're joking, right?

  Klaus Furschtien : Certainly not. We're quite wealthy, and very bored.

• David Seville : [after the Chipmunks and Chipettes have performed a rocking musical number]  I could've sworn... No, it couldn't be. The boys wouldn't... Would they?

• [first lines] 

  David Seville : The taxi's gonna be here any minute, I'm not even packed. Has anyone seen my tie?

  Simon Seville : You're wearing it, Dave.

  David Seville : [looks at his tie, he's wearing it]  Thanks, Simon.

• Simon Seville : It's not your hearing aid, Ms. Miller!

• Theodore Seville : I don't know, they were pretty nice to me.

  Simon Seville : Just send them a postcard, Theodore.

• Theodore Seville : Since when did Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"?

  Simon Seville : Since he feels its as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.

• Alvin Seville : You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for real!

  Brittany Miller : Oh, is that so?

  Alvin Seville : Yeah, that's so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now!

• Brittany Miller : So, Alvin, you finally showed up.

  Alvin Seville : Well, somebody has to win the race.

• Jeanette Miller : Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?

  Simon Seville : Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction.

  Brittany Miller : Thank you for your advice, Simon.

  [drags Jeanette away] 

  Brittany Miller : What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin!

  Jeanette Miller : But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?

  Brittany Miller : Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.

• Simon Seville : Your first drop-off is the Cluck'n Taco.

  Alvin Seville : You mean *our* first drop-off.

  Simon Seville : I'm only along so that you don't get into so much trouble.

• Alvin Seville : Three o'clock in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on them!

  Simon Seville : Alvin!

  Alvin Seville : Well, I've had it!

• Theodore Seville : I'll have two cheese enchiladas with extra sauce, a tostada grande, the quesadilla with a side of guacamole, two chillis with...

  Simon Seville : They're closed, Theodore.

  Alvin Seville : Oh, fellas!

  Simon Seville : The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero.

  Alvin Seville : [does so, the sombrero takes the doll and brings a different one in return]  Wow! What do you know? One down, and eleven to go.

  Theodore Seville : [to the sombrero]  And one quesa...

  [the sombrero closes] 

  Theodore Seville : dilla.

  Simon Seville : Forget it, Theodore.

• Alvin Seville : We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

  Jeanette Miller : No.

  Brittany Miller : Sure we do!

  Alvin Seville : [laughs]  No, you don't.

• Theodore Seville : I don't think we should have taken the shortcut. It's too dangerous.

  Alvin Seville : Relax, Theodore. This isn't the arcade game.

• [from trailer] 

  Alvin Seville : You've got to see "The Chipmunk Adventure"! I'm really great!

  David Seville : ALVIN!

  Simon Seville : I can't remember when I had such a good time, Alvin.

• Claudia Furschtien : Now, here are the rules... Each of you will be taken a different route.

  Klaus Furschtien : And to make sure to travel completely Around the World. Both teams must deposit one doll on twelve different locations... You'll be giving opposing team's doll to verify you were there. The first one back wins $100,000!

  Alvin Seville : A hundred...

  Brittany Miller : Thousand dollars!

• David Seville : [to the driver]  Just a minute.

  Miss Rebecca Miller : David, your jacket.

  [She gives Dave his jacket] 

  David Seville : Oh, thanks.

  Simon Seville : And your tickets.

  [He gives Dave his plane tickets] 

  David Seville : Thanks, Simon.

  [Alvin opens the door for him] 

  David Seville : Thanks, Alvin.

  [Alvin sneaks aboard, annoying Dave] 

  David Seville : Alvin!

  [the taxi backs up to the sidewalk, and Dave sends Alvin out the door. Alvin sadly walks over Miss Miller and his brothers] 

  Miss Rebecca Miller : Don't worry about a thing, David. The boys will be fine.

  [the taxi leaves, letting Simon and Theodore say their farewells to Dave] 

  Simon Seville , Theodore Seville : Bye, Dave!

  Miss Rebecca Miller : [Kindly to a miserable Alvin resting against her arms]  Don't worry, dear. You'll get to see the world soon enough.

• David Seville : Thanks for all your help, Inspector.

  Inspector Jamal : Thank you.