- Rudy: If you want to be cool, first you pull your headband into the cool position. then you just lean back, put this hand in your pocket and then you wave this hand behind you like you just cut one and your trying to shoo away the stinch.
- Immigration officer: I don't know where you learned to speak English so good, Rudy Roo or Loopty Loo, or whatever your name is!
- Jimmy: That quarter's coming out of your tab and the tacos are 2.50. They're usally 3, but I like you.
- Immigration officer: Where were you born?
- Rudy: What?
- Immigration officer: Read my lips, El Paco. Where were you born?
- Rudy: I was born in East L.A., man.
- Immigration officer: Sure, sure. If you were born in East L.A., then who's the president of the United States?
- Rudy: I-I don't know, that guy, that guy who was on T.V., the guy in the cowboy hat... he used to be on "Death Valley Days"... uh,
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- Rudy: !
- Immigration officer: Get him out of here.
- Altar Boy: Hey man! You want any used lottery tickets? Lotteria? Hey man I like you, you can have em. Nah man, they went to Fresno! Fresno!
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