Stagecoach (1986 TV Movie)

Willie Nelson: Doc Holliday

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Quotes 

• Doc Holliday : You're doing real good, Mrs. Mallory, doing real good. You couldn't be doing no better if you were in one of them fine bedrooms with a brace of nurses and one of them fifty dollar a day doctor.

  [she pants and groans] 

  Doc Holliday : Mrs. Mallory, I've got to look now.

  Mrs. Lucy Mallory : Look?

  Doc Holliday : See if that baby don't come out straight, and head-first we could have a serious problem. It's going to be alright, but I do have to look.

  Mrs. Lucy Mallory : Do you mean... LOOK?

  Doc Holliday : Yes, ma'am. You gotta help me. You got to turn over.

  Mrs. Lucy Mallory : Would you put out your cigar first please?

  [he does] 

  Doc Holliday : Now then, you got to turn over on your back and help me... not too fast. Onto your back. Spread your legs just as far as you can.

  Mrs. Lucy Mallory : I am never... going to be embarrassed... AGAIN!

• Doc Holliday : Anything else?

  Dallas : Yes. Don't slap the baby.

  Doc Holliday : Okay... why would I slap the baby?

  Dallas : I don't know, but most doctors do. It's a custom I'm not in favor of. Nobody comes into this world looking for a fight. You go get 'em!